crapnarok 

The crap to end all crap. The destruction of the porcelain gods, or a series of events beyond a crapapalooza.

My dog died, I'm being sued by midgets, I'm out of beer, this cut is turning green and smells funny, someone stole my goat, I had a flat tire, there was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts, and my girlfriend just eloped with my ex-wife's mother. It's Crapnarok.

crapnarok by Rafn April 25, 2005

catnarok

The epic battle between longcat and tacgnol. It will happen on caturday, after ceilingcat warns Anonymous that catnarok is near. Because both parties are equally matched, the outcome will be that of epic win. The result will be that of delicious cake and joy.

Prima: Did you hear? Catnarok is nigh!
Segunda: Yes, now the world will be rid of epic fail and crappy, forced memes!

catnarok by LisAnonymous May 29, 2008

crapnado

A shitstorm, only taller, faster, more deadly, and possibly involving cows or cow dung.

One more assignment for this week and we'll have a serious crapnado on our hands.

crapnado by Bantha too February 4, 2014

craparoni 

mixture of crap and macaroni. Used when you did something wrong.

Craparoni, I forgot to pick my sister up from soccer practice.

craparoni by babygrl March 19, 2004

Crapaoke 

When a bar kareoke goes just wrong and nobody would stand up to sing

look at that, the owner hired some peple to sing to see if the customers felt like stepping up... this karaoke went crap... this is... CRAPaoke

Crapaoke by Drake33 May 23, 2010

Crapmaro 

a offensive nickname for Camaros (LS1 is godlike) in which jealous people use. Most commonly called by anti-Domestic ricers, or Rustang owners.

Oh man, that Crapmaro wasted my piece of shit Civic. I should just kill myself.

Crapmaro by Gooch August 6, 2004

Egyptian Crabnarkel 

The act of shaving a woman's pubic hair with your front teeth

"I didn't need to floss last night because I had some Egyptian Crabnarkel before bed"

Egyptian Crabnarkel by CaptainDoom January 26, 2010