The crap to
end all crap. The
destruction of the porcelain gods, or a series of events
beyond a crapapalooza.
My dog died, I'm being sued by midgets, I'm out of beer, this cut is turning green and smells
funny, someone stole my goat, I had a flat tire, there was an earthquake, a
terrible flood, locusts, and my girlfriend just eloped with my
ex-wife's mother. It's Crapnarok.