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When you pretend to take a dump at work just to sleep in the stall.
After lunch, I took a 20-minute crapnap. Boy, was that refreshing!
crapnap by McLandshark March 22, 2007
Words you can keep
n. 1. What women call a shitnap. See also shitnap.
Garden club member #1: "Agnes, you're walking mighty funny this afternoon."
Garden club member #2: "Oh Maxine, I took a crapnap before the meeting, and overslept."
crapnap by Sleepshit MaGoo April 24, 2005
A shitstorm, only taller, faster, more deadly, and possibly involving cows or cow dung.
One more assignment for this week and we'll have a serious crapnado on our hands.
crapnado by Bantha too February 4, 2014

craptapper 

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.
Elton John is a piano playin craptapper
craptapper by cornfritter July 22, 2012

crapnana 

A banana that is overly ripe-almost rotten, and therefore not as good as a regular one.
"Gee, thanks for the crapnana shake Beth...it tastes funny"
crapnana by piffle July 6, 2006

crapnarok 

The crap to end all crap. The destruction of the porcelain gods, or a series of events beyond a crapapalooza.
My dog died, I'm being sued by midgets, I'm out of beer, this cut is turning green and smells funny, someone stole my goat, I had a flat tire, there was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts, and my girlfriend just eloped with my ex-wife's mother. It's Crapnarok.
crapnarok by Rafn April 25, 2005

CRAPapulting 

The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).
Hey, look at those guys running on the bicycle path, get some turds ready, it's CRAPapulting time!
CRAPapulting by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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