crapnap

When you pretend to take a dump at work just to sleep in the stall.

After lunch, I took a 20-minute crapnap. Boy, was that refreshing!

by McLandshark March 22, 2007

crapnap

n. 1. What women call a shitnap. See also shitnap.

Garden club member #1: "Agnes, you're walking mighty funny this afternoon."
Garden club member #2: "Oh Maxine, I took a crapnap before the meeting, and overslept."

by Sleepshit MaGoo April 24, 2005