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Crapnel
Crapnel by Fenris Skoll February 26, 2009
crapnel
Steve was holding it in for so long it came out as crapnel.
Aww nasty man, he crapnelled all over his pants!
Aww nasty man, he crapnelled all over his pants!
crapnel by ezra jordan March 5, 2008
crapnel
The explosive discharge of small, sharp plastic toys that occurs at children's parties and holiday events.
Derives from shrapnel + cheap plasti-krap, a description which encompasses both the sharp, weapon-like properties of the toys and their uselessness, and thus propensity to scatter on the floor of children's rooms where they cut parents' bare/stocking feet.
Derives from shrapnel + cheap plasti-krap, a description which encompasses both the sharp, weapon-like properties of the toys and their uselessness, and thus propensity to scatter on the floor of children's rooms where they cut parents' bare/stocking feet.
crapnel
The aromatic molecules that travel outward from the locus of a crap blast inflicting harm on all within the olfactory kill zone.
No sooner did I hear the blast in the next stall when I was hit by crapnel. I haven't been able to smell anything for a couple days now.
crapnel by Swollenzots May 18, 2010
Crapnel
"Picture the aftermath of a bomb explosion, but instead of shrapnel, it's...poop confetti. Usually found artistically splattered around the rim of a toilet bowl. It can also refer to the remnants of a particularly aggressive flush or dramatic defecation. This phenomenon often follows a dramatic, explosive restroom event.
'The toilet looked like a war zone, and the culprit was clear upon inspection—crapnel.'"
'The toilet looked like a war zone, and the culprit was clear upon inspection—crapnel.'"