cranal 

a person with their head up their ass; cranium + anal = cranal

man, your teacher is cranal

cranal by sarah September 17, 2003

Cranal 

Wanting crazy anal sex. Desiring anal sex performed in any way other than what society would consider normal.

That bitch wanted me to put a clarinet in her ass! She's cranal!

Cranal by Hbeachbum January 6, 2022

Cranal 

Inserting tart, bitter cranberries up your anal for pleasure.

"Hey bud, do you want to try cranal tonight?"

Cranal by crunchydry May 12, 2018

cranal 

To dress ones dick as a bird, preferably a japanese or majestic crane, possibly of paradise, into a an anal cavity of varying desirability

Hey bro, you and so and so are getting close, you tried cranal yet?

cranal by crane-MAN April 5, 2015

Cranal 

crazy anal

one step below insane anal (insanal)

2 steps below branal

guy 1: so what happened with you and that babe that was sitting on your lap last night?
guy 2: she was so wasted, bro. i took advantage of her and did her up the butt. it was crazy, man.
guy 1: that, my good man, is cranal.

Cranal by JaguaRuggiero August 24, 2008

Cranal 

When you are playing Dark Souls 3 live on Twitch and a decrepit bird fetus demon jumps off a bell tower with his asshole puckered and skull fucks your head to death with his bony rectum.

Saint Dubious: "Yo, Karen...did you see Aaron get wicked cranal on 'Retro Gaming Rebooted' tonight?
Karen: "Naw, I was busy wiping your cunt of a cyborg ninja son's ass for him, because he was too absorbed in the intense Bird Freddy Krueger rape on your favorite show."

Cranal by Ahlsocrazi October 19, 2019

cranal 

The combination of crying and anal.

Her ass was so tight but I was about to nut so we had cranal.

cranal by shitsnacks90210 January 15, 2014