crapmed
the impurity of illicit materials, specifically crack; yellow or brown rocks are often referred to as crapmed
damn those be crapmed!
crapmed by mmmmmmmmmliscious.gov June 12, 2011
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Crapped a shit
A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.
Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.
Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.
Example 1:
Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?
Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:
Person : Hey man you don't look so good.
Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.
Person : Ouch.
Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?
Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:
Person : Hey man you don't look so good.
Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.
Person : Ouch.
Crapped a shit by Gcapallday February 24, 2010
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Crapped Ass
When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.
Crapped Ass by Conorwonor March 14, 2010
crapped up
Slang used in the nuclear industry to indicate when radioactive contamination is somewhere it should not be.
"that guy was working alone and got really crapped up when he breached that valve"
"that whole room is crapped up, we are going to need some help"
"that whole room is crapped up, we are going to need some help"
crapped up by nukeworker March 28, 2005
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crapped in my coffin by Dr.J-dawg November 29, 2005
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