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creamedmonkey 

A man and wife who immensely enjoy the world of call of duty. It's easy to spot a real creamedmonkey in the wilds of C.O.D they'll be the ones who always finishes top of the board and shows a dazzling amount of flair as they charge the map.
Their usual habitat is kill confirmed but they have been known to thrive in environments such as demolition and TDM

Their weapon choice will always be the lesser used weapons such as the RSASS, PM9 and the MP412.
creamedmonkey's are indeed rare but once met are never forgotten
"Damn did creamedmonkey really score 6000!"
"There goes that tag rusher creamedmonkey
creamedmonkey by Minoater September 17, 2012

Nebraska Creamed Corn 

The act of splooging cum onto another man's penis, and then proceeding to lick the semen off of the penis similar to the way one would eat a buttered corn on the cob.
My bro Liam hooked me up with a delicious meal last night: Nebraska Creamed Corn!

creamed my pants

Spermination in the pants, when seeing something glorious!
"....Is that Jessican Alba over there?"

"o wow! it is... i think i just creamed my pants..."
creamed my pants by Garbo Boyz April 27, 2006

creamed banana 

When a men's penis still has the residue of a women's cum on it, usually only right after intercourse.
Slut: Oh, YES!! That sex was so great! Now... come here you.... let me take a taste of your creamed banana....

SHLOOP! SHLOOP! AUAGHHH!
creamed banana by Carlito October 6, 2004

Triple Creamed Oreos 

When somebody ejaculates inside a double creamed Oreo, therefore making it triple creamed.
Man: Hey, babe, want some triple creamed Oreos?
Woman: You know it!!! Gimme

Creamed Onion 

Cumming in a girl's armpit
Bro I wanted to try some freaky shit and Jessica finally let me give her a creamed onion
Creamed Onion by Butnuster69 July 4, 2021