craploading

craploading is the practice where buffet restaurants fill the buffet with food most people won't want, so it looks like the buffet has tons of food on it when you're standing in line, yet on closer inspection most of it has been sitting out there for hours because nobody wants it. Then when something good is put out, it's gone in 30 seconds.

There's nothing but mushroom, jalapeno and anchovy pizzas on the buffet? I hate craploading

by Gentle Jim June 09, 2010

Crapload

1/16th of Barney Stinson's annual salary.

GNB pays Barney 16 craploads of money per year.

by HarryBolz November 04, 2014

crapload

a overly excessive amount of something

I have a crapload of homework to do.

by Mike Cicero December 24, 2007

crapload

see shitload

by Cantrip June 20, 2003

Crapload

Smallest denominator of a fuckton

That looks like a crapload of corn!

by September 24, 2021

Metric Crapload

Used when "a crapload" just doesn't cut it.

Holy Hell i got a Metric Crapload in the back of my car.

by Schwebb July 01, 2008

Crapload

1Just plain not smart
2A lot
3bullcrap

1That guy is such a crapload
2I have a crapload of homework
3This is a crapload!!

by Coolestboi January 27, 2019