crapjob

When you shit in a girls mouth and then they give you a blowjob.

That guy is disgusting! I heard he loves getting a good crapjob!

by Daddyfatsacks November 20, 2014

crabjob

when a handjob is administered with only two fingers -- the thumb and the pointer, like a crab's claw.

behnam: how was your first date?
andy: well i didn't score, but she did give me a sweet crabjob!

by nummers December 9, 2008

crapyob

otherwise known as 'parc boy' devised by kerria lowlives, as a term that inclines that you attend park (thick) school. These people have no jobs or lives and resort to violence to solve their day-to-day dilemmas

"ste, you are a fucking crapyob....boi.."
"These carpyobs are everywhere nowadays"
"crapyobs are the new generation of chavs"

by stevey B December 7, 2006

Carpjob

When you need to shit in the Illinois river and the Asian carp start eating your beef stew. You feel sensual and sexy. You start jacking off. The Asians love it even more. The Asian carp start feeding off of your jizz. You enjoy it and feel a calm sense of peace that you haven’t felt since you saw your mom fuck your sister in the living room at noon when you came back from lunch at your factory job and jerked off in the corner on that old beige towel. You didn’t wash the towel and placed it back on the towel rack.

I want a carpjob.

by B1g aL August 3, 2019

crapmobile

In the contrary to shit mobile, a crapmobile is an old, rusty, german automobile. Not only does the crap refer to the quality, but also to the color.

In the flick "I, robot" there is a Volkswagen Beetle that is all rusty. That would be a crapmobile.

by chrys March 27, 2005

Crabjob

people who only go to school so they have something to do

your such a crabjob

by Wuput May 9, 2019

craptoberfest

The celebration of the month of craptober

I can't wait to have some crap beer and crap pretzels at this year's craptoberfest

by steve austin July 23, 2004