crapjob
crapjob by Daddyfatsacks November 20, 2014
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crapjob • crabjob • crapyob • cropjob • Carpjob • crapmobile • craptoberfest • cap job • clap job • Cramp Job
crapyob
otherwise known as 'parc boy' devised by kerria lowlives, as a term that inclines that you attend park (thick) school. These people have no jobs or lives and resort to violence to solve their day-to-day dilemmas
"ste, you are a fucking crapyob....boi.."
"These carpyobs are everywhere nowadays"
"crapyobs are the new generation of chavs"
"These carpyobs are everywhere nowadays"
"crapyobs are the new generation of chavs"
Carpjob
When you need to shit in the Illinois river and the Asian carp start eating your beef stew. You feel sensual and sexy. You start jacking off. The Asians love it even more. The Asian carp start feeding off of your jizz. You enjoy it and feel a calm sense of peace that you haven’t felt since you saw your mom fuck your sister in the living room at noon when you came back from lunch at your factory job and jerked off in the corner on that old beige towel. You didn’t wash the towel and placed it back on the towel rack.
I want a carpjob.
crapmobile
In the contrary to shit mobile, a crapmobile is an old, rusty, german automobile. Not only does the crap refer to the quality, but also to the color.
crapmobile by chrys March 27, 2005
Crabjob
your such a crabjob
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