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otherwise known as 'parc boy' devised by kerria lowlives, as a term that inclines that you attend park (thick) school. These people have no jobs or lives and resort to violence to solve their day-to-day dilemmas
"ste, you are a fucking crapyob....boi.."
"These carpyobs are everywhere nowadays"
"crapyobs are the new generation of chavs"
crapyob by stevey B December 7, 2006
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An insult directed towards persons with a lower brain mentality. Generally used by the younger generation.

Derived from England
'Richard you crapyob'

'What the fuck have you done that for you crapyob'
crapyob by dnLcal December 15, 2006

crapmobile 

In the contrary to shit mobile, a crapmobile is an old, rusty, german automobile. Not only does the crap refer to the quality, but also to the color.
In the flick "I, robot" there is a Volkswagen Beetle that is all rusty. That would be a crapmobile.
crapmobile by chrys March 27, 2005

craptoberfest 

The celebration of the month of craptober
I can't wait to have some crap beer and crap pretzels at this year's craptoberfest
craptoberfest by steve austin July 23, 2004
When you shit in a girls mouth and then they give you a blowjob.
That guy is disgusting! I heard he loves getting a good crapjob!
crapjob by Daddyfatsacks November 20, 2014
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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