crapmobile 

In the contrary to shit mobile, a crapmobile is an old, rusty, german automobile. Not only does the crap refer to the quality, but also to the color.

In the flick "I, robot" there is a Volkswagen Beetle that is all rusty. That would be a crapmobile.

crapmobile by chrys March 27, 2005

rapmobile 

An irionic car used in Eminem and Dre videos the same as the Batmobile, of Batman and Robin. Dre representes Batman and Eminem as Robin. You can see it in WITHOUT ME, Eminem's.

To the rapmobile...Let's go

rapmobile by Fangsta March 17, 2003

chavmobile

Crappy attemt to get frineds, usually has R'n'B 'pumping' out of 30000000 watt paper speakers that costed a bomb bruv (10p).

pipming it up, y'all, music usually (bullet proof) 50 cent painted burberry at home with tesco value paint (at 20p per 1000 gallons)

chavmobile by Anti-Chav June 8, 2005

chavmobile

The only mode of transport for the chav of today, a chavmobile is a derogatory word for a home-converted vehicle of some description. Countless modifications may include huge subwoofers in the boot, a crude soft-top, spoilers from an F1 car, blue neon underneath the doors, spinning hub-caps, painted flames around the wheels or bonnet, a nitro-charged engine (homemade, of course) and multiple CD player. The trouble is, a chavmobile will usually be a fifteen year old Vauxhaul Nova or a Ford Fiesta that should have been scrapped after the accident.

Incidentally, why do chavs spend so much money doing up their chavmobiles when they could buy a decent car with it in the first place?

Readers of motoring magazine Max Power will be all too familiar with chavmobiles.

chavmobile by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

chavmobile

A corsa, nova, saxo or some other crappy little shopping car that has had a shite body kit super glued to it. Usually driven by a pimply little prick with less driving talent than my nan.
Chavmobiles must have at least one body pannel in grey undercoat because the owners (chavtards) ran out of money after spending it all on white lightning cider and copies of "lacks power" magazine.
Many hours of fun can be had standing by a high speed bump watching these muppets shatter their ludicrously low front spoilers.
also known for their ability to accelerate flat out in a straight line before shitting themselves at the first sign of a corner.

Chavmobile accessories include.
1) an exhaust you can fit your head in connected to a 1.1Ltr engine.

2) A bin lid sized sub woofer making the obligatory elephant flatulence noise.

3)Twatty blue L.E.D's on every available surface.

4)Underlighting, making it look like they ran over a sunbed.

5) Alloy wheels worth 3 times the value of the car.

6) An imaginative use of airfix paint to "customize" the dashboard.

P.S running all of these accessories uses up about 80% of the available engine power.

chavmobile by Mrflibble December 21, 2006

rapmobile 

A car that rides through the ghetto, with its windows open and blaring very loud, often ear-shattering music from its over-sized speakers. The music played is usually hip-hop, R&B or rap. The occupants of the car are almost always black. Activity peaks near midnight.

Hear that? It must be another one of those damn rapmobiles!

rapmobile by maidcafe October 16, 2008

chatmobile 

A chat female. A combination of the words 'chat' and 'mobile', meaning 'one who carries chatness.'

Eewww, it's chatmobile!

chatmobile by Face_in_a_box March 29, 2007