cropjob

a perfectly well-constructed facebook profile cropping

Dude, why did you crop out Samantha?

Yeah, man that bitch had redeyes but I looked amazing so had to do the cropjob

cropjob by Masala Wonder July 25, 2012

Crowjob 

When a woman yells “CAW! CAW!” Repeatedly at a man’s penis until he reaches ejaculation.

Aye girl, why don’t you come on over here, gimme a crowjob. Caw on my knob 😉

Crowjob by Heabanginpoop March 7, 2019

cronjob 

To indefinitely delay the giving of oral pleasure.

All you're going to get from that girl is a cronjob.

cronjob by xkj00 November 25, 2007

croptober 

The month in which marijuana is trimmed.

I'm getting a job trimming marijuana this croptober.

croptober by nilethe146 October 25, 2016

crowjob 

When a white guy gets a blow job from a black girl.

6 Marines taunting the 1 Marine that decided to stay on base:
"We all got crowjobs from Shante last night behind the tavern"

crowjob by heyfever May 2, 2008

crowjob 

When you beat up someone with a crowbar. Particularly in their mouth.

"Yo Marcos did you give that guy a crowjob last night?" "Yea Wayne, I beat the s*** out of that guy!"

crowjob by littlemagpie December 18, 2011

Crop Job

When a couple gets naked and one partner starts running from a distance away, jumping in the air and farting directly on their lovers' face as they fly by. It is the expert version of crop dusting.

Jessica was super excited when her husband Jacob offered to give her a crop job for her birthday

Crop Job by Randy Richard Cheese October 11, 2018