crabjob

when a handjob is administered with only two fingers -- the thumb and the pointer, like a crab's claw.

behnam: how was your first date?
andy: well i didn't score, but she did give me a sweet crabjob!

by nummers December 9, 2008

Crabjob

people who only go to school so they have something to do

your such a crabjob

by Wuput May 9, 2019

crabgobbler

a) noun: the hungriest damn animal in the world
b) noun: a person who is doing something random, stupid or irrational

a) I am as hungry as a crabgobbler
b) look at that crabglobber sandbaggin over there

by Emily Causey July 29, 2006

crapjob

When you shit in a girls mouth and then they give you a blowjob.

That guy is disgusting! I heard he loves getting a good crapjob!

by Daddyfatsacks November 20, 2014

crab job

when you eat your mate's crabs.

1. i crab jobb'ed that chick like she was a seafood buffet!

2. Oh yeah, she used to have crabs, but i gave her a really long crab job and now she's clean.

by aronf13 January 17, 2010

CraBooBoo Sauce

A way of saying cranberry sauce for the ignorant or very uneducated.

Oh boy!! pass me some of that crabooboo sauce.

by Dr. Donnie Gooch April 20, 2018