Carpjob 

When you need to shit in the Illinois river and the Asian carp start eating your beef stew. You feel sensual and sexy. You start jacking off. The Asians love it even more. The Asian carp start feeding off of your jizz. You enjoy it and feel a calm sense of peace that you haven’t felt since you saw your mom fuck your sister in the living room at noon when you came back from lunch at your factory job and jerked off in the corner on that old beige towel. You didn’t wash the towel and placed it back on the towel rack.

I want a carpjob.

Carpjob by B1g aL August 3, 2019

crapjob 

When you shit in a girls mouth and then they give you a blowjob.

That guy is disgusting! I heard he loves getting a good crapjob!

crapjob by Daddyfatsacks November 20, 2014

carphobic 

When tae touches only one car out of a group of cars🤨

Ex:tae:*touches one car and not the others*
Other cars: hey that was carphobic

carphobic by Carphobic November 24, 2021

carphobic 

- being against cars for being cars
- phobic against cars personality (Ex. Delamain in Cyberpunk 2077, it is carphobic to disrespect cars)

"Dude:I don't believe cars are useful and are wasteful"
"Dude 2: Bro that's carphobic,

carphobic by Night City Corporate Officer December 17, 2023