Crapisode 

An autism related event involving a child, poop, and typically the walls, carpeting and often the child him/herself. First used in this context by a mom of three kids with autism who also happens to write.

From a Huffington Post Piece: "What is a crapisode? (This is where you might want to stop eating and put down your beverage.) My 10 year old (#2, appropriately for the purposes of this entry) pooped in the toilet. That is reason to cheer, believe me. Toilet training is a major issue in my section of the autism community. Our kids can wear diapers into their teens and beyond. So #2 pooped. Hooray! But #2 forgets to flush. And she rarely closes the lid. Not hooray.

Miss Peanut, my 6 year old, seems to believe that being a Virgo means she simply MUST swim in any puddle larger than spit. The toilet is like an Olympic sized pool to her. So Peanut goes into the toilet after #2 has had her, ah, success. Peanut flings kaka everywhere and gets it all over herself, the floor, the walls, the tub, the baseboards and the window. Wes Craven could not film anything scarier than what I saw that school morning, 35 minutes before the bus was due to arrive. That’s a "crapisode." It happens in the blink of an eye while I’m washing dishes or doing laundry. I’m alerted by a splashing sound that drops a brick into my stomach. #2 doesn't understand to flush and close the lid. Miss Peanut doesn't realize that a face full of feces is rarely considered a way to amuse oneself outside of the fetish community."

Crapisode by Kim Stagliano January 2, 2009

crapisode 

A period in a person's life during which everything seems to be going wrong, but though the individual feels plagued by a series or massing of inconvenient occurrences, they are in fact petty annoyances, which even in aggregate are far less severe than an actual tragedy, such as a terminal illness or the loss of a loved one.

I was feeling really down about all the stuff that's been happening lately, but upon reflection I realize everything's just part of a crapisode, and I've weathered those before.

crapisode by Travelingmankc August 17, 2018

crapitude 

n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.

When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.

crapitude by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010

Bohemian Crapsody 

When an individual attempts to sing Bohemian Rhapsody and sounds horrible, like something between a bat and a dying whale.

Dude, enough with the Bohemian Crapsody. You're killing my ears.

Bohemian Crapsody by Ewan.Mac.gov July 27, 2010

crapicide 

Ending one's life by taking a life threatening dump.

Yep, it looks like crapicide to me....just look at the size of that turd in the bowl!

crapicide by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

clipisode 

An episode of a television series containing a loose frame plot surrounding clips from previous episodes. Clips are usually thematically related, and clipisodes typically don't occur until the season has completed the 5 seasons needed for syndication.

I just watched the clipisode of Friends that shows all the relationship crap between Ross and Rachel, and boy did it suck.

clipisode by Jordan SWF February 2, 2006

Crapsident 

Inadvertently crapping yourself while coughing, sneezing, or farting.

When I coughed, I had a crapsident.

Crapsident by Kem mic February 20, 2018