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crapicide

Ending one's life by taking a life threatening dump.
Yep, it looks like crapicide to me....just look at the size of that turd in the bowl!
by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005
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Crackcident

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.
The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!
by Sap03250 December 26, 2016
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Crapisode

An autism related event involving a child, poop, and typically the walls, carpeting and often the child him/herself. First used in this context by a mom of three kids with autism who also happens to write.
From a Huffington Post Piece: "What is a crapisode? (This is where you might want to stop eating and put down your beverage.) My 10 year old (#2, appropriately for the purposes of this entry) pooped in the toilet. That is reason to cheer, believe me. Toilet training is a major issue in my section of the autism community. Our kids can wear diapers into their teens and beyond. So #2 pooped. Hooray! But #2 forgets to flush. And she rarely closes the lid. Not hooray.

Miss Peanut, my 6 year old, seems to believe that being a Virgo means she simply MUST swim in any puddle larger than spit. The toilet is like an Olympic sized pool to her. So Peanut goes into the toilet after #2 has had her, ah, success. Peanut flings kaka everywhere and gets it all over herself, the floor, the walls, the tub, the baseboards and the window. Wes Craven could not film anything scarier than what I saw that school morning, 35 minutes before the bus was due to arrive. That’s a "crapisode." It happens in the blink of an eye while I’m washing dishes or doing laundry. I’m alerted by a splashing sound that drops a brick into my stomach. #2 doesn't understand to flush and close the lid. Miss Peanut doesn't realize that a face full of feces is rarely considered a way to amuse oneself outside of the fetish community."
by Kim Stagliano January 2, 2009
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crapitude

n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.
When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.
by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010
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Crapccidental

Rob's email being lost in transit was just crapccidental.
by Michael Nyman June 26, 2003
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crackcident

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant
I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"
by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009
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carbicide

As seen in "Bruno":

When someone, usually someone who omits carbs from their normal diet routine, binges on fattening foods and must be stopped by a friend.
She was so depressed, she almost committed carbicide!
by RodneyC July 12, 2009
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