cramicide

Cramicide /kraməˌsīd/ (n.) - the event in which one has to do a large amount of work in a timeframe that is seemingly impossible. Cramicide normally occurs at the end of the semester, before midterms week, at the end of "hell week" and can sometimes occur over breaks, upon realizing that "Oh shit, there WAS a project due over spring break, and I only have twelve hours to finish it." Cramicide is an event one has to commit to, and leaves one feeling (or wishing) they were dead by the end of it. The fruits of cramicide may vary from half-assed papers so you won't get a zero, to some of the best work you've ever done.

Person 1: Hey! How do you think you did on our project?
Person 2: What project? The one we did at the start of the semester?
Person 1: No, dude! The project that was assigned weeks ago. It's due at midnight.
Person 2: Oh, shit. I've got three hours to read six entire chapters and write a ten page paper. I've gotta commit cramicide.

by procrastinationspaghetti December 5, 2021

Crackcident

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.

The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!

by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

Crapccidental

Accidental and crappy

Rob's email being lost in transit was just crapccidental.

by Michael Nyman June 26, 2003

crackcident

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant

I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"

by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

carbicide

As seen in "Bruno":

When someone, usually someone who omits carbs from their normal diet routine, binges on fattening foods and must be stopped by a friend.

She was so depressed, she almost committed carbicide!

by RodneyC July 12, 2009

crapcident

When you are out somewhere and you have to take a crap really bad but you think you can make it home. While driving home you hit a bump and explode in your pants. This is a crapcident.

I was rushing to the toilet but did not make it and had a crapcident in my shorts.

by Chocolate Explosion April 16, 2009

cumicide

to figuratively fuck someone to death

I gave Kim a major pounding last night. By morning, it was determined to be a case of cumicide.

by Cowboy Bo Pollard, Esq. September 22, 2009