Crabicide

The horrible act of murdering crabs. All crabs. Usually involves boiling water...

Cheney, Cheney, you can't hide, we charge you with crabicide!

by Esoen May 6, 2009

Crackcident

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.

The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!

by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

Carbocide

To eat many fatty high-carb foods when depressed.

Lutz- What are you doing?
Bruno- I'm committing carbocide!

by Jay Hook July 12, 2009

Crapccidental

Accidental and crappy

Rob's email being lost in transit was just crapccidental.

by Michael Nyman June 26, 2003

crackcident

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant

I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"

by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

Cubicide

Death caused by various office-related objects. This act of violence usually arises when a worker is micro-managed by his or her boss. Sometimes this act stems from the simple fact that a person is required to stare at a computer screen for 8 hours a day for 260 or more days per year. Symptoms include loss of vision from macular decay, increased procrastination to get projects done on time, and heart palptations from too much coffee.

Johnny Chimpo lost all hearing yesterday after falling asleep atop a desk with his iPod headphones on. When Johnny awoke his earbuds were lodged in his inner ear. Shortly thereafter he decided to committ cubicide by phone cord.

by Corporate Chimp September 29, 2005

carbicide

As seen in "Bruno":

When someone, usually someone who omits carbs from their normal diet routine, binges on fattening foods and must be stopped by a friend.

She was so depressed, she almost committed carbicide!

by RodneyC July 12, 2009