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Anything awesome, epic, or legendary. Based on the truly amazing character of Barney Stinson (played by Neil Patrick Harris) on the television show "How I Met Your Mother."
The most stinson part of my weekend was when all my friends and I got into the amusement park for free! We had the time of our lives.
Words you can keep
A very skinny man who has the attitude of a librarian.
That fuckin' stinson over there just gave me a ticket. Damn that guy is such a stinson, he wouldn't let me borrow his notebook.
1. Getting screwed by someone through a course of lies and manipulative behavior.

2. Anal penetration, sodomy. In general, another term for fucking someone.

Originating from Gary Stinson, insurance salesmen who was convicted of fraud and embezzlement in California.
1. "That dude stinsoned me out of $10,000." or "That was a total stinson."

2. "I stinsoned that chick hardcore."

3. "That was a sweet stinson you pulled."
stinson by Mark Jacklin May 5, 2007
a hairy octopus.
whom squirts ink out all the time.
that boy is a stinson.
stinson by biitch February 2, 2007
actual trash. definition of ghetto. full of wannabe druggys and instagram stars.
that is such a stinson in the ass
stinson by actualfactsshister October 21, 2018

Stinson Elementary 

You already know all those annoying hoes and snitches be going to this school. There’s always those stupid bias teachers and annoying students that you get to much of. You start to like it and then that one annoying bitch gets bored of you happy and ruins your life. Always has those couple kids who are distinct and are better than the rest in sports etc. And there are always those cute why blonde girls that go to this school.
Damn she seems to be crushing the field she must go to a Stinson Elementary!

Stinson Scale 

Based on the How I Met Your Mother character Barney Stinson, it's a scale used to rate women on a attractive scale from 1 to 10
Guy 1: Yo, that girl over there is definetly a 10 on the Stinson Scale

Guy 2: Hell yea bro
Stinson Scale by PMC1120 May 7, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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