Stinson

Anything awesome, epic, or legendary. Based on the truly amazing character of Barney Stinson (played by Neil Patrick Harris) on the television show "How I Met Your Mother."

The most stinson part of my weekend was when all my friends and I got into the amusement park for free! We had the time of our lives.

by contortionistpepper June 9, 2010

Stinson

A very skinny man who has the attitude of a librarian.

That fuckin' stinson over there just gave me a ticket. Damn that guy is such a stinson, he wouldn't let me borrow his notebook.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

stinson

1. Getting screwed by someone through a course of lies and manipulative behavior.

2. Anal penetration, sodomy. In general, another term for fucking someone.

Originating from Gary Stinson, insurance salesmen who was convicted of fraud and embezzlement in California.

1. "That dude stinsoned me out of $10,000." or "That was a total stinson."

2. "I stinsoned that chick hardcore."

3. "That was a sweet stinson you pulled."

by Mark Jacklin May 5, 2007

stinson

a hairy octopus.
whom squirts ink out all the time.

that boy is a stinson.

by biitch February 2, 2007

stinson

actual trash. definition of ghetto. full of wannabe druggys and instagram stars.

that is such a stinson in the ass

by actualfactsshister October 21, 2018

Stinson Elementary

You already know all those annoying hoes and snitches be going to this school. There’s always those stupid bias teachers and annoying students that you get to much of. You start to like it and then that one annoying bitch gets bored of you happy and ruins your life. Always has those couple kids who are distinct and are better than the rest in sports etc. And there are always those cute why blonde girls that go to this school.

Damn she seems to be crushing the field she must go to a Stinson Elementary!

by Thatoneannoyingbitch101 November 4, 2019

Stinson Scale

Based on the How I Met Your Mother character Barney Stinson, it's a scale used to rate women on a attractive scale from 1 to 10

Guy 1: Yo, that girl over there is definetly a 10 on the Stinson Scale

Guy 2: Hell yea bro

by PMC1120 May 7, 2009