crap cakes

alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive

Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!

by JP June 20, 2006

Crap Cakes

Usually said as an exclamation, crap cakes is an expression used when one is in for an ass kicking.

Bully: I'll Kill you.

Nerd: OH CRAP CAKES!

by the ace of spades March 27, 2008

Crap cake

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.

Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.

by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Crap cake

The formal version of crap cracker. The distinction being type of clothes the person is wearing.

Haha, Matt made a crap cake on his wedding night!

by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025