wedding night

When a couple gets it on after their wedding.

Dude did y'all finally do it?
Yeah on our wedding night.

by Ilymwah March 16, 2014

Wedding Night

Your first night in jail, when your new protector will swear to always protect you from anybody different than himself and you will swear to serve him whenever in need until your allegedly sudden refusal or death do you part. It may be also called "wild billiards night" because there is strong likelihood that before sunrise all of your six holes will be caked with cum.

The Wedding Night in prison was an experience I still remember, `cause now I can barely find a chair to sit on.

by Reek-the-Prick December 12, 2019

Canadian Wedding Night

One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.

"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."

"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."

by MOOSEFUCKER November 22, 2014

wedding night dick

Describes anything that is supremely hard.

Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.

by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011

elven wedding night

anal knotting

Stephie had an elven wedding night because she didn't want to hurt the puppies.

by haruhi4113 April 18, 2021

elven wedding night

anal knotting

Bruno gave her an elven wedding night because they didn't want to hurt the puppies.

by haruhi4113 April 18, 2021

queensland wedding night

When it's so hot that when consummating the marriage on the wedding night, the couple simply mutually masturbates because it's too hot to touch another body

It was so hot they could only hope for a Queensland wedding night

by Fruit_toast December 4, 2016