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Cramcakes 

Noun (pl)

What one eats as a abbreviated breakfast after a long night of cramming for a test. A variation of swishing milk and chocolate syrup around in your mouth, it's when you eat a pat of butter followed by drinking maple syrup. You get all the yummy cholesterol of the butter and the sugar rush of the syrup, without all the filling carbs of the actual pancakes themselves.
"I was up all night studying and finally went to sleep at 6:30. I slept for 25 minutes and since I slept in my clothes, all I had to do was wake up at 6:55AM, grab some cramcakes and still made it to class by 7AM."
Cramcakes by billebllunt May 8, 2014
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crabcakes and football 

*after a touchdown pass* "YES! Crabcakes and football! That's what Maryland does!"

Lumped by crabcake 

Another word of saying you got owned. A phrase said to someone to put them down or when they lose a game.
You just got lumped by crabcake in that round!
Lumped by crabcake by broski10 April 22, 2009

cancakes 

When a guy finishes on a girl's chest and it dries overnight.
My girlfriend always asks me to give her breakfast in bed so I set it up so she could have cancakes in the morning.
cancakes by ryanSCOTT June 18, 2011

crazycakes 

An expletive, used at random, to denote astonishment to an astonishing event or utterance. Generally, but not necessairly, follow by an exclamation point. Used more in IM then in speech.
Orignally created by a sleep-deprived baker, it can be replaced by athanapples for the Moslem who whiches to exclaim astonisment.
You say the world is my oyster?! Well, that's just plain crazycakes!

Creamcake 

When having a threesome and you nut inside the girl, then the second male nuts in her, followed by you nutting in her again.
Aye homie you want to creamcake a bitch?
Creamcake by KCIWYTSAN September 6, 2019
The most amazing food on the planet. So addicting and delicious.
Candy: "I could live off of crabcakes."
Beth: "Theyre so good!"
crabcakes by crabcakemaker May 1, 2011