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Cramcakes 

Noun (pl)

What one eats as a abbreviated breakfast after a long night of cramming for a test. A variation of swishing milk and chocolate syrup around in your mouth, it's when you eat a pat of butter followed by drinking maple syrup. You get all the yummy cholesterol of the butter and the sugar rush of the syrup, without all the filling carbs of the actual pancakes themselves.
"I was up all night studying and finally went to sleep at 6:30. I slept for 25 minutes and since I slept in my clothes, all I had to do was wake up at 6:55AM, grab some cramcakes and still made it to class by 7AM."
Cramcakes by billebllunt May 8, 2014
Words you can keep

crabcakes and football 

...that's what Maryland does!
*after a touchdown pass* "YES! Crabcakes and football! That's what Maryland does!"

Lumped by crabcake 

Another word of saying you got owned. A phrase said to someone to put them down or when they lose a game.
You just got lumped by crabcake in that round!
Lumped by crabcake by broski10 April 22, 2009

cancakes 

When a guy finishes on a girl's chest and it dries overnight.
My girlfriend always asks me to give her breakfast in bed so I set it up so she could have cancakes in the morning.
cancakes by ryanSCOTT June 18, 2011

crazycakes 

An expletive, used at random, to denote astonishment to an astonishing event or utterance. Generally, but not necessairly, follow by an exclamation point. Used more in IM then in speech.
Orignally created by a sleep-deprived baker, it can be replaced by athanapples for the Moslem who whiches to exclaim astonisment.
You say the world is my oyster?! Well, that's just plain crazycakes!
crazycakes by Claude Pfeffernuesse August 17, 2006

Creamcake 

When having a threesome and you nut inside the girl, then the second male nuts in her, followed by you nutting in her again.
Aye homie you want to creamcake a bitch?
Creamcake by KCIWYTSAN September 6, 2019
The most amazing food on the planet. So addicting and delicious.
Candy: "I could live off of crabcakes."
Beth: "Theyre so good!"
crabcakes by crabcakemaker May 1, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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