Trumpanitis Syndrome

A mental illness syndrome prominent in the subspecies Stupido Eructus, commonly known as Republicans, altering one's ability to comprehend basic civil concepts, often resulting in a blind following of the Stupido Erectus Primus, Donald Trump. Symptoms may be incoherent stupidity, opinion evidence over factual evidence, homophobic, xenophobic and Islamophobic concepts, abhorrence, blatant obliviousness, gluttony, and other symptoms. The only known cures are The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, and basically anything other than Fox News.

"I think I might be down with Trumpanitis Syndrome! I mean, who wants Muslim immigrants?" "Dude, you need to go and get some Washington Post. Your mind's been corrupted."

by Llama66 June 27, 2018

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Drummer's Spanking

Using a double pass pedal to spank both of your girl's cheeks.

(Singer of band says to guitarist:) Where's Ron?
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.

by Llama66 October 17, 2019

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Soggy Doggy

When you do doggystyle but use your piss as lube.

My wife hates when when we do Soggy Doggy.

by Llama66 October 16, 2019

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Spray Staining

When you nut into a fan and it goes everywhere, Staining everything.

I'm so pissed, Chad wouldn't stop Spray Staining at the party last night!

Yo Brad, me and Chad are going Spray Staining tomorrow, wanna come?

by Llama66 October 16, 2019

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Belarusian Fireball

A sex move in which the male pours lighter fluid into the anus of the female, lights in on fire, and promptly inserts his penis, thus lighting his dick on fire. The move can be extended by the male thereafter participating in flaming vaginal intercourse.

I tried to do a Belarusian Fireball last night, but my dick wouldn't catch.

by Llama66 October 13, 2019

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