poes

Origin: Afrikaans slang term for woman's vagina; can be used very effectively when slagging anyone off
He is such a hairy poes
by JP January 21, 2005
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Hot Seat

To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 09, 2005
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pop shot

When the guy blows his load in a porn movie.
Porn Star: "Last week I took the pop shot on my face, this week on my ass and next week down the hatch! Boy I'm moving up in the world, aren't I?"
by JP January 01, 2004
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soapboxing

1) To wax philosophical to promote your own agenda.

2) To get your message across to a number of people.
Michael Moore and Ann Coulter spend too much time soapboxing and not enough time not being stupid.
by JP May 08, 2004
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necronomicon

The book that causes and Army of undead to arise which Ash totally wastes with his mad ass chain saw.
by JP May 05, 2003
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fattymcfatfat

Noun: A person/thing that eats excessive amounts of food and may or may not be obese.
The Don's obese cat Fred is a FattyMcFatFat because he simply eats far too much.
by JP November 30, 2004
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disdig

A phrase that has been coined on the movie "Kids" by Larry Clark.

this dick
"Hey, do you got disdig?" -- you.
"What is disdig?" -- clerk.
"DO YOU GOT DISDIG!?" -- you.
"What is disdig!?" -- clerk.
"THIS DICK MOTHER FUCKA!?" -- you.
walk away with your friend who just jacked a 40
by jp March 10, 2005
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