JP's definitions

chillie dog

When you shit on a womans chest then proceed to thrust your penis in between her large breasts using your feces as lubercation.

by JP October 20, 2003

university of texas

also known as tu

students are called tea sippers because they are a bit limp wristed

Full of hippies and queers

the university of texas is the 2ns best university in texas

by JP January 28, 2005

pop shot

When the guy blows his load in a porn movie.

Porn Star: "Last week I took the pop shot on my face, this week on my ass and next week down the hatch! Boy I'm moving up in the world, aren't I?"

by JP January 1, 2004

ultimate frisbee

A sport played by college kids and obsessive debaters when they should be studying.

We've got a big tourney coming up, let's go play some ultimate!

by JP June 27, 2004

sheep

a masturbation tool used by welsh people and derby county fans alike.

sheep own new zealand.

shut up you dirty sheep shagging bastards!

by JP March 29, 2004

Hot Seat

To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.

Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.

by jp April 9, 2005

Suckadelicious

To admire or express a liking for something or someone

This food is suckadelicious

by JP January 20, 2005