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1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.
Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.
by jp November 30, 2003

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Origin: Afrikaans slang term for woman's vagina; can be used very effectively when slagging anyone off
He is such a hairy poes
by JP January 21, 2005

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Ante Meridian From Latin, "Before Midday." A.M. opposed to PM, Post Meridian or after midday.
I have to wake up at 6:00 AM.
by jp February 04, 2004

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A sport played by college kids and obsessive debaters when they should be studying.
We've got a big tourney coming up, let's go play some ultimate!
by JP June 27, 2004

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Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless
Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.
by JP March 11, 2005

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When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.
Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.
by JP March 11, 2005

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a bigoted soap dodging "peepul". very familiar with beastiality, shagging his daughter when his mum, and 50 sisters are on the rag, shouting no surrender, 1690, can always be seen with the obligitory rangers chain, the usual loyalist tattoos, and with the the obvious body odour it looks like its maybe time their love for Queen and country was repayed with communal showers or maybe if they take the roof off ibrox we can get them all together and blew them to smithereens.
not too many celebrities claim to be huns, just the "peepul" scum of the earth. 26+6= 1
by jp July 14, 2004

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