93 definitions by JP
by JP July 27, 2004
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noun - Great TV show which taught the average person how to avoid a crisis using everyday household items.
verb - to use the limited resources around oneself to get out of an impossible situation.
verb - to use the limited resources around oneself to get out of an impossible situation.
n. - yes, i WAS locked in the meat locker, but i learned how to get out on MacGuyver.
v. - so there i was, tied to chair in the middle of a burning room. luckily, i was able to MacGuyver my way out with some chewing gum, a fedora hat, the rubik's cube, and a can of Spaghetti-O's.
v. - so there i was, tied to chair in the middle of a burning room. luckily, i was able to MacGuyver my way out with some chewing gum, a fedora hat, the rubik's cube, and a can of Spaghetti-O's.
by JP November 07, 2003
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Look at that fool. Thinks he's all that. He's got 20's on a godamn PONTIAC.
Fo' sho son. Holla out to the 804. JP out.
Fo' sho son. Holla out to the 804. JP out.
by JP February 01, 2005
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Porn Star: "Last week I took the pop shot on my face, this week on my ass and next week down the hatch! Boy I'm moving up in the world, aren't I?"
by JP January 01, 2004
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by JP May 08, 2004
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What the fat kid in the back row does when he passes colon air through his anus in the middle of class.
by JP May 08, 2004
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by JP January 14, 2004
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