93 definitions by JP

thaggimp

one who is thugg, agg and a pimp

JP is thaggimp

by JP November 2, 2003

MacGuyver

noun - Great TV show which taught the average person how to avoid a crisis using everyday household items.

verb - to use the limited resources around oneself to get out of an impossible situation.

n. - yes, i WAS locked in the meat locker, but i learned how to get out on MacGuyver.

v. - so there i was, tied to chair in the middle of a burning room. luckily, i was able to MacGuyver my way out with some chewing gum, a fedora hat, the rubik's cube, and a can of Spaghetti-O's.

by JP November 7, 2003

the other

Slang for cocaine. its not weed, its the other...

'he was chillin with the other too much and turned all shady'

by JP January 22, 2005

tits on a bull

Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless

Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.

by JP March 12, 2005

Savage

1. The act of acting in a hardcore off the hizzy matter
2. No remorse or pussy shit invloved
3. Nothing can TOP SAVAGE.

We drink and smoke all night cuz we are Savage.

by JP November 18, 2003

shake shot

The act of shooting cum on a females face.

I gave Jane a nice shake shot lastnight.

by JP January 18, 2005

sheep

a masturbation tool used by welsh people and derby county fans alike.

sheep own new zealand.

shut up you dirty sheep shagging bastards!

by JP March 29, 2004