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crank-out 

D.C. metro area slang expression used to describe the completion of a task in a short amount of time.
I'm 'bout to crank-out this work before I roll today.
crank-out by Blaqrubi December 30, 2008

Crank One Out 

The act of male masterbation and orgasm in a violent fashion.
Tommy Cranked one out all over Susan's face.
Crank One Out by Douglas PerfectHour February 22, 2005

crank it out

i need you to get busy and crank it out
crank it out by PrimeNick February 11, 2014

crank it out day 

Crank it out day is universally takes place on Thursday of each week. It is when you tell everyone at work that you are really going to "Crank Out the Work" because you have failed to do anything meaningful or constructive during the week. This phrase was originally coined by Jack Wagon.
Don't forget that tomorrow is "Crank it out day"
crank it out day by MaskedCrapper December 4, 2013

Crack Out 

Crack Out~~~~ The day after a very serious hangover.
"Hey Tim, I'm really hungover this morning...let's just 'crack out' today and get over it?!"

"Yes Amanda, lets do that cause I'm really hungover as well and need a good 'crack out'". LOL
Crack Out by Brought to you By S&M! September 8, 2011

kicking the crack out of your ass

1.Term used when debating or in a conflict with another person. Inflicting verbal pain. 2. Beating the bloody hell out of someone. DIRECTIONS FOR USE- Plant left foot solid to the floor directly behind the victim, take step backwards with right foot(far enough so heal is raised), lean foward with upper body, and in one fluid motion let loose the fury of right foot towards victims ass crack. :note: if victim is a fat fuck,directions may need to be repeated to remove the amount of crack from ass.
I was that close to "kicking the crack out of your ass."
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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