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cranca

Persona o situacion que no encaja en los estandares de lo que es un comportamiento correcto.
Como era un cranca, volvio a llegar tarde a la cita.
by mastercranca March 3, 2005
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cranbaisins

Katya: Mr. Sleepy Head!
Archer: Sleep? I've been doing yogic breathing work for two hours. My balls are like cranbaisins.
Katya: What?
Archer: Cranberry raisins?
Katya: Craisins?
Archer: Whatever, yes, I call them cranbaisins.
by natalie portmanteaux May 28, 2023
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dio cancaro

Typical italian exclamation, like dio cane, dio porco, dio ladro ecc., used when people are angry.
For example, in Padova, there is a man riding a bicycle who screams "DIO CANCAROOOOOOOOO" if you call him "maometto".
Tasi dio cancaro!
Va in figa de to mare dio cancaro!
Dio cancaro de dioooooo!
Butta tritolo dio cancarooo!
by Operaio random August 30, 2015
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crance

cry + dance = crance. when you're moved to tears while dancing.
The performance was just so epic & moving, I cranced silently lost in the crowd.
by The O.L.G. September 25, 2012
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cranial rectitis

1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
by Dan1271 November 8, 2007
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Arcade Craniacs

Youtubers named Edward and Nicole who make satirical comedy videos as parodies of other Youtubers who make content geared towards younger children, such as ImJayStation. They are known for their videos about Among Us, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Elmo, and their viral memes such as the "you are sus" meme.
Have you seen that new Arcade Craniacs video? You are sus! Amogus amirite?
by emid May 14, 2021
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ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME

A chronic condition by which the physical connections between the buttocks and head are reversed, causing fecal material to spew from the mouth. Conventional treatments include wiring the jaws shut or the prompt use of a gag ball.

ACIS is more harmful to those coming in contact with the ACIS person than the ACIS person him/herself. Even casual contact results in looks of disbelief, screaming and the uncontrolable urge to place one's hands over one's ears and yell "Make it stop". Family and friends living with an ACIS patient are advised to wear ear plugs, or in more extreme cases, to drive shiskabob spears through their ears.

Not to be confused with having Head-Up-Assitisis or Asshatoses.
President Bush displayed symptoms of Anal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome at his last interview when he spoke about his legacy.
by radfringe December 20, 2008
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