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Noun-
The aroma of dried semen that permeates around the room.
adj-Cranchy
Dude, you should have washed your sheets last weekend, the cranch is killing me.

Adj- Your towel is smelling extra cranch today Rob.
Cranch by Baconb February 15, 2009
Related Words
ranch of the crotch; usual coming from wank
Bob: can i borrow some cranch?
Jimmy: sure, i'll take your cup to the back.
cranch by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 6, 2018
Christ ranch; really good ranch
This pizza could use some cranch
Cranch by Soggy Pickle March 26, 2020
It is when something or someone is being rad but also crunchy, because it's good when things are crunchy
- you that dude is really cranch fo sho!

-yeah he really is!
a joyous and wonderful little lam who enjoys to graze on fresh grass
wow this cranch is so lamb
cranch by brentson February 3, 2026
A condiment that combines with Cheese and Ranch. Created by american famous streamer Kai Cenat during his ASMR Stream.
"I want 6 piece chicken nuggets and uhh... Extra Cranch, Please?"
Cranch by Just call me Jacob October 22, 2026
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