Cranga

can be used as an adjective to describe ANY word or person...usually a negitive

"THEY ARE SUCH CRANGAS!"
"EWWWW THIS SANDWICH IS A CRANGA!"
"I look like a cranga today!"

Cranga by cranganesian April 20, 2010

cranbaisins 

A portmanteau of cranberries and raisins.

Katya: Mr. Sleepy Head!
Archer: Sleep? I've been doing yogic breathing work for two hours. My balls are like cranbaisins.
Katya: What?
Archer: Cranberry raisins?
Katya: Craisins?
Archer: Whatever, yes, I call them cranbaisins.

cranbaisins by natalie portmanteaux May 28, 2023

cranial rectitis 

1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."

Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?

cranial rectitis by Dan1271 November 8, 2007

Arcade Craniacs 

Youtubers named Edward and Nicole who make satirical comedy videos as parodies of other Youtubers who make content geared towards younger children, such as ImJayStation. They are known for their videos about Among Us, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Elmo, and their viral memes such as the "you are sus" meme.

Have you seen that new Arcade Craniacs video? You are sus! Amogus amirite?

Arcade Craniacs by emid May 14, 2021

ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME  

A chronic condition by which the physical connections between the buttocks and head are reversed, causing fecal material to spew from the mouth. Conventional treatments include wiring the jaws shut or the prompt use of a gag ball.

ACIS is more harmful to those coming in contact with the ACIS person than the ACIS person him/herself. Even casual contact results in looks of disbelief, screaming and the uncontrolable urge to place one's hands over one's ears and yell "Make it stop". Family and friends living with an ACIS patient are advised to wear ear plugs, or in more extreme cases, to drive shiskabob spears through their ears.

Not to be confused with having Head-Up-Assitisis or Asshatoses.

President Bush displayed symptoms of Anal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome at his last interview when he spoke about his legacy.

ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME by radfringe December 20, 2008

crabgas 

Explosive and noxious flatulence following a crab feast; powerful gas.

Thad's crabgas was so bad that I knocked over the Old Bay seasoning while scrambling to pinch my nose shut.

crabgas by Chris Hops October 9, 2007

Cranialrectalectomy 

The surgical removal of ones head from their ass. With excessive amounts of pain.

That guy needs to get a cranialrectalectomy!

Cranialrectalectomy by GreatTesticlese December 27, 2010