Caricide 

Caricide is a condition in which a car wants to commit suicide. It doesn't want continue existing in this world so it attempts to total itself.

Fred bought a used car. The car was quite old and despite all of Fred's loving efforts to fix the car, the car decided to commit caricide and seemlessly roll down the street crashing into another car and instantly resulting in its imminent demise.

Caricide by Torrents July 27, 2016

carbicide 

As seen in "Bruno":

When someone, usually someone who omits carbs from their normal diet routine, binges on fattening foods and must be stopped by a friend.

She was so depressed, she almost committed carbicide!

carbicide by RodneyC July 12, 2009

Carbicide 

To end life by eating lot's of carbs till you die.

Bruno is gonna committee carbicide after OJ was token.

Carbicide by BrunoJ July 15, 2009

carbicide 

attempting to commit suicide by consuming a massive amount of carbohydrate loaded foods.

After the girl got rejected by her dream boyfriend, she decided that the only choice left was to attempt carbicide.

carbicide by ndbabe27 June 17, 2011

Caticide 

When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.

Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.

Caticide by Flexo Rodriguez November 9, 2018

carbicide 

First seen on facebook, by member: Kari Sheridan,

is the act of not eating carbs, or disallowing any carbs from entering your body. Saying "NO" to any/all GOOD food with any carbs in them. FYI Carbs are the little bustards that make your ass fat. (it sure ain't the booze ya know).

Kari, fed up with the way life was treating her body weight decided to commit carbicide.

carbicide by facebookfriend July 10, 2009

craicident 

When Eva accidentally smokes craic

"It was a craicident"

craicident by Wigger December 5, 2017