Skip to main content
Piercing rays that crazy bitches shoot out of their eyes, usually between 620-750nm on the visible spectrum. Not lasers, craizers.
That Susan is shooting me craizers! Shit, I'm like a fly drawn to light.
Craizer by shabazpimpin August 21, 2013
Related Words
a young man whos only thinks of his height and all woman laugh at his jokes.
critzen by Drakofirefox November 17, 2020
Colloquielism deriving from the Irish term 'craic' - in this variation is involves having knowledge or wisdom about a particular thing, or just life in general.
"When it comes to women, Todd sure knows the craithe"
Craithe by Petre Dyche October 27, 2011
Is used as a term for a big penis in german. The name critzer comes from a German origin . Usually people with the last name critzer are extremely sexy , good in bed , also easy to fall in love with
That man Scott critzer is very handsome
critzer by Critzer December 19, 2016
I'm craized about you.
Ya'll is actin craized.
Craized by NAe December 28, 2004

Crattzelpalck

The systematic method of having sex with a woman on crack, and having her drag her sunken, decaying teeth on your genitiles.
I decided to give the woman the Crattzelpalc, after the night was done.
Crattzelpalck by David Root April 27, 2004