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Piercing rays that crazy bitches shoot out of their eyes, usually between 620-750nm on the visible spectrum. Not lasers, craizers.
That Susan is shooting me craizers! Shit, I'm like a fly drawn to light.
Craizer by shabazpimpin August 21, 2013
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a young man whos only thinks of his height and all woman laugh at his jokes.
what a fucking critzen, that bitch
critzen by Drakofirefox November 17, 2020
Colloquielism deriving from the Irish term 'craic' - in this variation is involves having knowledge or wisdom about a particular thing, or just life in general.
"When it comes to women, Todd sure knows the craithe"
Craithe by Petre Dyche October 27, 2011
Is used as a term for a big penis in german. The name critzer comes from a German origin . Usually people with the last name critzer are extremely sexy , good in bed , also easy to fall in love with
That man Scott critzer is very handsome
critzer by Critzer December 19, 2016
I'm craized about you.
Ya'll is actin craized.
Craized by NAe December 28, 2004

Crattzelpalck

The systematic method of having sex with a woman on crack, and having her drag her sunken, decaying teeth on your genitiles.
I decided to give the woman the Crattzelpalc, after the night was done.
Crattzelpalck by David Root April 27, 2004
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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