critzer

Is used as a term for a big penis in german. The name critzer comes from a German origin . Usually people with the last name critzer are extremely sexy , good in bed , also easy to fall in love with

That man Scott critzer is very handsome

by Critzer December 19, 2016

Critter shitter

A nasty, smelly toilet.

GAWDDDD, Bruto has a real critter shitter in his apartment!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Critter cage

A small, cramped enclosure for inhabitants who may be smelly or nasty.

GAAAWD, the Freshman dorm rooms are a regular critter cage.

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Critter food

Food that is made of vegetables, such as a salad.

This diet has me eating mostly critter food from the salad bar!

by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

CritterVision

A dining oasis located in the Lowcountry of South Carolina for the many woodland critters, local wildlife and birds to visit and feast on a variety of foods, while we get to watch them!

CritterVision is like television that has only one channel and that channel features many of the woodland critters and birds that visit Chris and Jane's backyard!

by CritterVision May 4, 2020

The Mayfair Criterion

The Mayfair Criterion, a mathematical formula dictating university life:

If funny = Do

The Mayfair Criterion: If Funny = Do

by Charlie694 April 18, 2015

crittering

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.

He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.

by obx2009 June 1, 2009