crags 

adj. great, terrible, good, bad, awesome, awful. A catch-all term originating among elite rock-climbers to describe almost anything. Used with proper inflection to describe meaning, similar to 'bad'

"Dude, that Ford Fiesta is crags."

"Dude, that girl's ass is crags!"

"Crags, that was the last Mountain Dew."

Advanced usage:
"I was on cragslist and your craggy mom was looking to sell that janky crag she's got for a bag of meth."

crags by cragslist July 19, 2012

Crags 

To arrive early at your workplace to take a shit.

Fuck, who blew up the bathroom?

Chris came in early to take a crags

Crags by Fjordimus September 24, 2016

Crags and Tors 

Olde English slang (circa the 14th Century AD) meaning "punch line" when referring to a joke written in poetic format.

Chaucer doth not adore lengthy crags and tors for they bore then nag upon thein ear and disappear inside thein confined mind.

Crags and Tors by FƎMiNEM October 7, 2018

Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.

Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

Teaching Crabs How To Read by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022

Craggle

Craggle (or crowd haggle) is where people join together to negotiate a better deal.

Let’s craggle for a better deal
I’m an avid craggler
Let’s get a craggle going

Craggle by Craggler May 18, 2023

Crabs in the bucket 

People who are stuck in bad situations. Who drag you down with them

Comes from what happens when u place crabs in a bucket. One trys to escape the others grab their legs and try to escape so it ends up they all never get out.

Them people they just crabs in the bucket. U gotta get away from them

Crabs in the bucket by Tom pnoid June 11, 2015

craigshook 

not to be confused with craigs-hook, this is an offensive term used to describe someone's lover or mistress that, as the name implies, they picked up as a result of a previous craigs-hook, which evolved into an on-the-side (lover or mistress) relationship.

a hard working husband comes home from work, only to find his wife in bed with their friend's teenage son. he then asks his wife:

husband: um,Barbara sweetie, what exactly do you think you are doing? Is Kyle your new craigshook?

wife: no, Adrian. well, yes he is a craigs-hook, since I picked him up on Craigslist and he asked me to decougar him.

husband (adressing the teenager): so you are a mommy-grabber, you bastard? If so, you don't deserve a a craigs-hook with my wife, but a bloody left hook. And you don't deserve to be my wife's craigshook either, since I will now kick you out of my house for ever.

craigshook by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2012