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cragstack 

The funk you peel off your cock in the morning after rigorous anal, vagianl, and oral sex with a dirty bum.
"I was dreaming I was eatin beef jerky; I was actually chewing on the cragstack from lastnights romp with the HIV infected Hobo off the train."
cragstack by Dirk Knobbler April 10, 2007
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Cragsman 

A man of god who will sweep you off your feet. Cragsman is amazing and is the best man you will ever meet. He is very cool and hot, always a 10/10 individual.
Person 1: omgg!! cragsman! you're so cool and sexy!
Cragsman: it's sort of my thing
Cragsman by APUGACHEV May 10, 2022

Cranstant 

The distance between a woman's inner thighs at her crotch, measured in finger width, if she is standing with her feet at shoulder's width apart. A woman must be naked or wearing tight fitting pants, shorts, swimsuit, etc. in order to estimate her cranstant. The measurement is based off of how many average size, adult male fingers you would be able to fit between her legs at her crotch.
Wow, that girl has a perfect, 2-finger cranstant!
Cranstant by board4real November 22, 2010

Cragsman 

A skilled Rockclimber
:one who is expert in climbing crags or cliffs, can scale obstacles with ease.
:Master of cliffs.
"Wow look at that climber go, he must be a true Cragsman"
Cragsman by ViaRecondo March 18, 2021

Cragsman 

:A skilled Rockclimber
:one who is expert in climbing crags or cliffs
:one who can scale obstacles with ease and has apparently no fear of heights
"Wow look at that that climber go, he must be a true Cragsman"
Cragsman by ViaRecondo March 18, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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