craigshook 

not to be confused with craigs-hook, this is an offensive term used to describe someone's lover or mistress that, as the name implies, they picked up as a result of a previous craigs-hook, which evolved into an on-the-side (lover or mistress) relationship.

a hard working husband comes home from work, only to find his wife in bed with their friend's teenage son. he then asks his wife:

husband: um,Barbara sweetie, what exactly do you think you are doing? Is Kyle your new craigshook?

wife: no, Adrian. well, yes he is a craigs-hook, since I picked him up on Craigslist and he asked me to decougar him.

husband (adressing the teenager): so you are a mommy-grabber, you bastard? If so, you don't deserve a a craigs-hook with my wife, but a bloody left hook. And you don't deserve to be my wife's craigshook either, since I will now kick you out of my house for ever.

craigshook by Uncle Dimma February 22, 2012

Craigshole 

It's like the rabbit hole in Alice in Wonderland. Accept instead of an acid trip it is just a job interview with a manic that has delusions of grandeur. This is the time you waste on some lunatic that put an ad on craigslist for a job. They have no money yet they put an ad on Craig's List and waste your time. You can never get this time back.

Who We Are

We are an exciting start-up in the field of social entrepreneurship with a focus on e-commerce. Our trade-not-aid initiative aims to provide employment opportunities to women globally.

Position

This position involves daily outreach to relevant blogs; engaging conversation in the Twitter community; use of additional social media tools; and on-site story promotion.

The ideal intern will be a real social media enthusiast and have a keen sense of effective social media tactics. Candidate must have strong writing skills, will propose new strategies in addition to carrying out assigned tasks. Candidates with marketing experience, startup or media-industry experience is a plus. Interest and passion for international development and women’s empowerment a plus.

Responsibilities .....need I go on. You know there is going to be one bat shit crazy snooty bitch on the other end of that Craigshole.

Craigshole by Keb Radics January 7, 2011

craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.

craigs-hook by Uncle Dimma January 16, 2012

craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting

craigs-hook by Uncle Dimma January 21, 2012

Craigschool

A school full of assholes and pussy ass bitches most famous ones by far are short six graders that probably have gay orgy’s in the bathroom with there millimeter retreater. Also the school has many teacher but by far the Karen’s are a big category

My school might as well be Craigschool

Craigschool by Liam and Bestie September 5, 2021