cragstack 

The funk you peel off your cock in the morning after rigorous anal, vagianl, and oral sex with a dirty bum.

"I was dreaming I was eatin beef jerky; I was actually chewing on the cragstack from lastnights romp with the HIV infected Hobo off the train."

cragstack by Dirk Knobbler April 10, 2007

Crabstickz 

Crabstickz (Chris Kendall) is a British youtuber who is known for his hilarious comedy sketches and fun personality. His videos involve parodies where he creates characters (such as Enrique Alfalfa) and ones where he just talks to the camera.

He also has a second channel; crabstickz2
He joined Youtube in 2008 and has been making videos ever since. Crabstickz is also good friends with KickThePJ, where they jokingly encourage the fiction pairing 'kickthestickz'
Crabstickz has also made videos alongside other youtubers; danisnotonfire, PJ and amazingphil. They're known as 'the fantastic foursome'

Unfortunately, most of the teenage fanbase for the foursome are shallow fan girls that rate their channels by appearance and looks, rather than actual talent and comedy.
This has caused crabstickz to be hesitant of uploading new videos, as he went through a phase of not enjoying making videos and even considered quitting because YouTube had 'changed'.
What he needs to realise is that he should ignore the pathetic 15 year olds who only care about who's the 'hottest' and should do what he enjoys, even if its just talking to the camera. Because not all of his subscribers are creepy fangirls (similar to his impersonation of a typical fangirl 'Becca Hodgekins') & we just want to see him!

Fangirl: Crabstickz is the least attractive in the fantastic foursome lol!!11!1!1!! But he still makez my ovaries explode l0l

Girl 2: Why do you rate them by appearance? What has youtube become!? Crabstickz has the best personality by far, he is funny, honest and very attractive.

Please stop ruining YouTube shallow fangirls.

Crabstickz by anyaaa September 7, 2013

crapshack 

A crappy, poorly built and maintained house, often referred to as a shithole.

crapshack by Anonymous May 31, 2003

crabstick 

1. The act of holding others back, with no intention of gaining from restraining their peers.
2. Intentionally ruining something for someone simply for the joy of watching them suffer.

The word originates from crabs in a pot cooking. When some of the crabs try to escape from being cooked, one crab would grab the others, preventing them from escaping. That crab is called the crabstick.

Oh man, Shorty is such a crabstick!!

Shorty sucks you in like a dirty little crabstick!

crabstick by shortshort April 1, 2009

crapshack 

A poorly built home, often referred to as a shithole.

This crapshack is infested with rats.

crapshack by yehaw May 27, 2003

craptackular 

Something that is so incredily crappy that you marvel at how something could ever be that spectacularly crappy, hence craptackular.

This foriegn exchange I am on is so craptacklar that I actually was had nothing better to do then write a deffinition for craptackular.

craptackular by Hilbo_the_Clown March 21, 2004

crapspackle 

An unbelievable statement. Synonymous with hogwash or bullshit.

Don't give me that crapspackle.

crapspackle by SmokyJoe January 11, 2008