A derogatory comment used to explain the state of ones hair. Commonly used when one has just rose from bed, or has not taken care of their hair for that period of time.
Also occasionally used to describe oneself in a tired, sick, or otherwise unwell state.
Noun. That strange drunk man at the party that insists you call him Uncle, and sit on his knee, when you are in no way related. Items always seem to go missing after Uncle Craggle has visited.