cracktop

A working laptop or netbook computer with noticeable and/or potentially compromising physical damage. ie; cracked casing, partially damaged screen, a missing panel or button(s). Usually an older or obsolete model.

My cracktop is missing the Fn key and the screen is held in with stickers, but it still works well enough to check email.

by empathy4uTM December 2, 2009

Cracktop

Like Laptop or Notebook. The difference in this case being that a "Cracktop" is a laptop or notebook in which usually the only piece of legitimate software contained on the hard drive of the laptop is the OS that is built into the computer as standard.

Usually even then, after countless re-boots, viruses and continued anger at manufacturers for bundling "useless ware" into the factory configuration of a computer, a user will one day finally get so pissed off, that even the OS becomes an illegally downloaded copy (which is usually better for your computer anyway), resulting in a complete "Cracktop".

"I'm too embarassed to admit to all my friends and colleagues that my laptop contains little or no legitimate software on its hard drive. It's a cracktop"

"Why do I download from rapidshare? Even though that game only costs a few bucks from the bargain bin? 'Cause this is a cracktop get used to it"

"Man my comp is just a total cracktop now, that blue edition of microsoft office was just too easy to install. Counter Strike online is off the wall its so goddamn cracked"

"just get a cracktop, after u bought your laptop bring it round and i'll sort eeeeverything out"

"No money? Gotta go university? Need microsoft office? cracktop it, so you don't have to live off beans on toast"

by Oh Mahone October 20, 2008

crackophobic

A person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.

Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you ... are a RAGING crackophobic!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city because he is a shameless crackophobic.

by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

crackophobia

The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.

Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.

by GlennyJ November 10, 2013

cracktonite

Something that is as irresistible and addictive as crack is to a crackhead but as deadly as kryptonite is to Superman.

Teenage girls are that fool's cracktonite. He can't stay away, but they fuck him up every time.

by Kuzbuite August 27, 2008

crackopolis

A city whose Mayor smokes crack and continues to govern.

ex. Thanks to Mayor Rob Ford, the City of Toronto has become a well known crackopolis.

by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

Cracktorio

A game in which you automate and build factories that is so addicting that victims will forget to eat and sleep. Once someone are hooked there is no hope of them becoming a normal person again. It's common for people addicted to the substance to believe the factories they build resemble spaghetti thus making their mind forget that they have to acheive food by doing stuff irl. Another common side effect of the game is for the victim's wife and kids to leave them thus giving them more time to play Cracktorio and worsening the vicious cycle.

"This game community is so friendly and constructive! Maybe I should play some more Cracktorio?"
"I was busy playing Cracktorio all night and the week prior. Last week I played a total of 161 hours and I see no problem with that."

by RoadConstructor January 28, 2022