clacktop

Clacktop is a type of S&M
it is when the more domineering half of the realtionship straps their partner to a bed and hires a monkey to bite his/her nipples. This will send an orgasm to the other body, endorphins, these chemicals get released into the air, causing the monkey to act as if drunk, exciting the couple

#1: Last night...
#2: WHAT!?!?! tell me NOW or i will stab ure penis
#1: i hadd............
#2: SEX??
1#: im not fucking victorian...... clacktop!!!!!!

clacktop by babymonkeyxxxxxxxxx April 24, 2011

cracktop 

A working laptop or netbook computer with noticeable and/or potentially compromising physical damage. ie; cracked casing, partially damaged screen, a missing panel or button(s). Usually an older or obsolete model.

My cracktop is missing the Fn key and the screen is held in with stickers, but it still works well enough to check email.

cracktop by empathy4uTM December 2, 2009

clackophony 

Incessantly loud typing, often exacerbated by an ergonomic keyboard, that irritates everyone in the vicinity.

Jack jammed on his headphones to avoid the clackophony from the person sitting next to him.

clackophony by truth360 October 15, 2015

Cracktopion 

And indigenous member of crackttopia

Harold is from crracktopia he is a cracktopion

Cracktopion by Sircooksyaalot June 4, 2021

clocktopus 

A person, particularly a lame person who waste lots of time to avoid certain situations, who is afraid to see the time.

"Hey, dude, don't you have football practice in an hour?"
"Uhh... it's in an hour? I think I have to go do some chores really quick."
"You fucking clocktopus."

clocktopus by Stephen Mechasm September 9, 2007

Cracktop  

Like Laptop or Notebook. The difference in this case being that a "Cracktop" is a laptop or notebook in which usually the only piece of legitimate software contained on the hard drive of the laptop is the OS that is built into the computer as standard.

Usually even then, after countless re-boots, viruses and continued anger at manufacturers for bundling "useless ware" into the factory configuration of a computer, a user will one day finally get so pissed off, that even the OS becomes an illegally downloaded copy (which is usually better for your computer anyway), resulting in a complete "Cracktop".

"I'm too embarassed to admit to all my friends and colleagues that my laptop contains little or no legitimate software on its hard drive. It's a cracktop"

"Why do I download from rapidshare? Even though that game only costs a few bucks from the bargain bin? 'Cause this is a cracktop get used to it"

"Man my comp is just a total cracktop now, that blue edition of microsoft office was just too easy to install. Counter Strike online is off the wall its so goddamn cracked"

"just get a cracktop, after u bought your laptop bring it round and i'll sort eeeeverything out"

"No money? Gotta go university? Need microsoft office? cracktop it, so you don't have to live off beans on toast"

Cracktop by Oh Mahone October 20, 2008