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Crackhour  

when everything is funny.
Crackhour by LauraJ23 January 23, 2009
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Christmas Crackwhore 

A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.
'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis

Cracktorio 

A game in which you automate and build factories that is so addicting that victims will forget to eat and sleep. Once someone are hooked there is no hope of them becoming a normal person again. It's common for people addicted to the substance to believe the factories they build resemble spaghetti thus making their mind forget that they have to acheive food by doing stuff irl. Another common side effect of the game is for the victim's wife and kids to leave them thus giving them more time to play Cracktorio and worsening the vicious cycle.
"This game community is so friendly and constructive! Maybe I should play some more Cracktorio?"
"I was busy playing Cracktorio all night and the week prior. Last week I played a total of 161 hours and I see no problem with that."
Cracktorio by RoadConstructor January 28, 2022

Crackwhore 

1.) A person, usually female, who prostitutes herself out to obtain money to fuel her addiction to illegal/illicit narcotic drugs (examples: crack/cocaine, meth, heroin)

2.) A word that eliminates the need for a punchline in comedian Norm MacDonald's jokes.
1.) Jenny is such a crackwhore! She's working the street corner in front of the 7-Eleven trying to make money to buy dope!

2. "Who needs a punchline, when you have the word 'crackwhore'?!" - Norm MacDonald
Crackwhore by Chief of the Okhrana November 19, 2015

crackwhore 

A prostitute who is only a prostitute for the sole purpose of attaining crack to feed her addiction.
crackwhore by HerzerMann June 11, 2004

crackwhore 

A woman who's crack addiction is so bad that it is the only factor running her life and making decisions for her. She cannot hold a job -- not even as a stripper -- and is forced to do the ONLY thing she can do for money... sucking and fucking. And she is sickened when she thinks about where she has ended up and does it all over again to get her fix so she can forget for a few hours... and then again... and again... life is absolutely miserable between fixes and the only time she thinks clearly, rationally and for HERSELF is shortly after she starts smoking up.
I'd love to kill all the worthless pieces of shit who have ever been involved in the process of turning a girl into a crackwhore.
I fell in love with a crackwhore (before I really knew she was one).
Don't ever try to help a crackwhore... she can only help herself.
crackwhore by Not Available December 3, 2003

Crackwhore hours 

when your drunk and high asf and have nothing else to say you yell crackwhore hours and jump off a random object in hopes of hurting yourself
Chad: mike what are you doing

Mike: crackwhore hours "jumps and splits head open"
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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