by pongopudgoa April 22, 2008
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'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis
by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016
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A game in which you automate and build factories that is so addicting that victims will forget to eat and sleep. Once someone are hooked there is no hope of them becoming a normal person again. It's common for people addicted to the substance to believe the factories they build resemble spaghetti thus making their mind forget that they have to acheive food by doing stuff irl. Another common side effect of the game is for the victim's wife and kids to leave them thus giving them more time to play Cracktorio and worsening the vicious cycle.
"This game community is so friendly and constructive! Maybe I should play some more Cracktorio?"
"I was busy playing Cracktorio all night and the week prior. Last week I played a total of 161 hours and I see no problem with that."
"I was busy playing Cracktorio all night and the week prior. Last week I played a total of 161 hours and I see no problem with that."
by RoadConstructor January 28, 2022
Get the Cracktorio mug.A nickname for the prepaid wireless provider TracFone, as their pricing scheme is similar to the way a crack dealer peddles his wares. They get you hooked with an inexpensive phone, then you find out their airtime cards are one of the most costly (per minute) in the wireless industry. Due to their high cost of use, CrackFones are popular with infrequent cell phone users. They're also popular with kids who can't actually afford a cell phone but want their peers to believe they have an actual, working cell phone.
person 1: "Check out my tight picture phone!"
person 2: "Nice. So what's your number?"
person 1: "Uhhh, well... umm..."
person 2: "Lemme guess, you got a CrackFone and you can't afford the minutes for it."
person 2: "Nice. So what's your number?"
person 1: "Uhhh, well... umm..."
person 2: "Lemme guess, you got a CrackFone and you can't afford the minutes for it."
by GotAnMP3 December 10, 2008
Get the CrackFone mug.A semi-famous player of Zombie Panic: Source. Featured on Source Mod Todd's "Greatest Zombie Killer Challenge". He didn't make #1, but he's still pretty funny and a good zombie killer. Likes to replace 75% of his nouns with "bullshit", "asshole", and "brain dawgs". His famous line is "Cut 'Em Up!" while yelling incoherent swear words.
His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".
An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.
His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".
An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.
1. Crackbone: "I got them brain dawgs!*"
2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"
3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"
Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.
*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"
2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"
3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"
Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.
*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"
by Flood_Master7 March 3, 2009
Get the Crackbone mug.Fuckin' weird place full of weird welsh(ish) people!
Super tidy place though.
Good fish and chips.
Bangin' park where the youth of today like to "chill".
Super tidy place though.
Good fish and chips.
Bangin' park where the youth of today like to "chill".
by GreenOlives&PickledEggs October 20, 2015
Get the Crickhowell mug.1.) A person, usually female, who prostitutes herself out to obtain money to fuel her addiction to illegal/illicit narcotic drugs (examples: crack/cocaine, meth, heroin)
2.) A word that eliminates the need for a punchline in comedian Norm MacDonald's jokes.
2.) A word that eliminates the need for a punchline in comedian Norm MacDonald's jokes.
1.) Jenny is such a crackwhore! She's working the street corner in front of the 7-Eleven trying to make money to buy dope!
2. "Who needs a punchline, when you have the word 'crackwhore'?!" - Norm MacDonald
2. "Who needs a punchline, when you have the word 'crackwhore'?!" - Norm MacDonald
by Chief of the Okhrana November 19, 2015
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