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crackfire

A sharp, wet, fast farting sound. Usually made with tightened butt cheeks with the person in motion. Very similar to a car's backfire in that it's a totally unexpected and loud sound that startles.
Damn, dude! That crackfire scared the shit out of me! And it stinks, too! Better check your drawers after that one!
by Mr. Frank, Jr. April 4, 2008
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Crackcident

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.
The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!
by Sap03250 December 26, 2016
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CrackFone

A nickname for the prepaid wireless provider TracFone, as their pricing scheme is similar to the way a crack dealer peddles his wares. They get you hooked with an inexpensive phone, then you find out their airtime cards are one of the most costly (per minute) in the wireless industry. Due to their high cost of use, CrackFones are popular with infrequent cell phone users. They're also popular with kids who can't actually afford a cell phone but want their peers to believe they have an actual, working cell phone.
person 1: "Check out my tight picture phone!"
person 2: "Nice. So what's your number?"
person 1: "Uhhh, well... umm..."
person 2: "Lemme guess, you got a CrackFone and you can't afford the minutes for it."
by GotAnMP3 December 10, 2008
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Crackfic

A type of fiction where it is believed that the author must be on crack to have written such a story because it's so bizarre or off the wall
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'
"I just read a crackfic where Chuck Norris dreams he's Luke Skywalker than becomes a stripper to make more money for his kid"
by BAMBI_IS_DEAD January 2, 2009
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Putting out a Cockfire

When your cock is "on fire" you turn to the person next to you and slowly insert it into their mouth.
The band members of Blink-182 explained to a crowd of music lovers about the process of "putting out a cockfire".
by AnkleSpankerTubeSteak August 17, 2009
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cream crackered

by dan September 2, 2004
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Crackeress

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!
Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."
by Crackeress lover May 12, 2011
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