crabpage

When a riled up Crab seeks death, reeking havock on all living things in their path. Without a doubt the scariest thing known to mankind.

When everyone was being disrespectful Crab could only take so much and responded with the burning of all settlements in the area. A crabpage was a foot. 😳

by HD420 November 19, 2021

crabcage

a more extreme synonym of the phrase "fishing for attention"; an oblique statement designed to provoke a follow-up question from the listener/reader (can refer to the statement itself or as a verb when referring to the use of such a statement).

very commonly used on facebook to bait comments asking for elaboration.

Dave said he couldn't make dinner because he'd be "out of the country." So obvious he wanted me to ask where he was going; it was a total crabcage.

by jimnobu November 21, 2014

crabbage

ADJ-Having qualities of a cranky person. N- What you are full of if you are cranky.

N-You're full of crabbage. Get off your shit. ADJ-Quit being a crabbage ass.

by Nate April 6, 2004

crampage

the rampage of a woman with cramps

Guy 1: Did you see that? Your girl just hockey checked that chick, and then smashed through a wall. Dude, she was screaming like a bull and her veins were almost popping off all over.

Guy 2: Yeah, she's got pms, and she's on one of her crampages again

by Crunchyness February 1, 2008

Crappage

some guy who spends 15 hours a day trolling #main of the spring lobby

Spring_Player: can someone plz host a game
Crappage: STFU NOOB!
Spring_Player: :'(
1:03:46 PM * Spring_Player has left #main (Quit)

by joe365 September 2, 2007

crapage

refers to a lot of crap.

a)wheres your maths books?
b) ah! crapage! i left em at home

by bobage December 10, 2006

Crampage

Going on a sex spree after a long-term relationship has ended.

Jill and I just broke up. I'm gonna go on a massive crampage this month and bang a ton of chicks.

by crampage October 9, 2009