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Guy 1: Did you see that? Your girl just hockey checked that chick, and then smashed through a wall. Dude, she was screaming like a bull and her veins were almost popping off all over.

Guy 2: Yeah, she's got pms, and she's on one of her crampages again

crampage by Crunchyness February 1, 2008

Crampage

Going on a sex spree after a long-term relationship has ended.

Jill and I just broke up. I'm gonna go on a massive crampage this month and bang a ton of chicks.

Crampage by crampage October 9, 2009

Related Words

crampage • Clampage • crabpage • crammage • crampanetic • crapage • Crappage • crumpage • Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP)

crammage

A large ammount of crap that is tightly crammed into a relatively small space.

Joe couldn't close his locker because of all the crammage.

crammage by Ben November 20, 2002

Crappage

some guy who spends 15 hours a day trolling #main of the spring lobby

Spring_Player: can someone plz host a game
Crappage: STFU NOOB!
Spring_Player: :'(
1:03:46 PM * Spring_Player has left #main (Quit)

Crappage by joe365 September 2, 2007

crapage

refers to a lot of crap.

a)wheres your maths books?
b) ah! crapage! i left em at home

crapage by bobage December 10, 2006

Clampage

When a large woman has enough body baggage that you're able to insert your penis into the folds and fuck until ejaculating

That woman's got enough on her body for some clampage!

Clampage by NiMmY March 18, 2015

Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP)

The highest level of clampage. Once achieved, impossible to clamp any harder. The most desired objective to accomplish while playing Valorant.

Bruvs, Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) has been achieved on these nubs!

Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) by tgkomen October 2, 2020

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026