crampage

the rampage of a woman with cramps

Guy 1: Did you see that? Your girl just hockey checked that chick, and then smashed through a wall. Dude, she was screaming like a bull and her veins were almost popping off all over.

Guy 2: Yeah, she's got pms, and she's on one of her crampages again

by Crunchyness February 1, 2008

Crampage

Going on a sex spree after a long-term relationship has ended.

Jill and I just broke up. I'm gonna go on a massive crampage this month and bang a ton of chicks.

by crampage October 9, 2009

crammage

A large ammount of crap that is tightly crammed into a relatively small space.

Joe couldn't close his locker because of all the crammage.

by Ben November 20, 2002

Crappage

some guy who spends 15 hours a day trolling #main of the spring lobby

Spring_Player: can someone plz host a game
Crappage: STFU NOOB!
Spring_Player: :'(
1:03:46 PM * Spring_Player has left #main (Quit)

by joe365 September 2, 2007

crapage

refers to a lot of crap.

a)wheres your maths books?
b) ah! crapage! i left em at home

by bobage December 10, 2006

Clampage

When a large woman has enough body baggage that you're able to insert your penis into the folds and fuck until ejaculating

That woman's got enough on her body for some clampage!

by NiMmY March 18, 2015

Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP)

The highest level of clampage. Once achieved, impossible to clamp any harder. The most desired objective to accomplish while playing Valorant.

Bruvs, Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) has been achieved on these nubs!

by tgkomen October 2, 2020