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crabcage 

a more extreme synonym of the phrase "fishing for attention"; an oblique statement designed to provoke a follow-up question from the listener/reader (can refer to the statement itself or as a verb when referring to the use of such a statement).

very commonly used on facebook to bait comments asking for elaboration.
Dave said he couldn't make dinner because he'd be "out of the country." So obvious he wanted me to ask where he was going; it was a total crabcage.
crabcage by jimnobu November 21, 2014
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Craicage 

Another way the irish say havin the craic!
Mad craicage!!
Craicage by GezzIRE December 1, 2010

crabcakes and football 

...that's what Maryland does!
*after a touchdown pass* "YES! Crabcakes and football! That's what Maryland does!"

Lumped by crabcake 

Another word of saying you got owned. A phrase said to someone to put them down or when they lose a game.
You just got lumped by crabcake in that round!
Lumped by crabcake by broski10 April 22, 2009
ADJ-Having qualities of a cranky person. N- What you are full of if you are cranky.
N-You're full of crabbage. Get off your shit. ADJ-Quit being a crabbage ass.
crabbage by Nate April 6, 2004
The most amazing food on the planet. So addicting and delicious.
Candy: "I could live off of crabcakes."
Beth: "Theyre so good!"
crabcakes by crabcakemaker May 1, 2011

Columbus Crabcake 

Based on the great city of Columbus, IN and not Columbus, OH. The columbus crabcake is when you get down on all fours and eat a girl out while shitting on her chest.
My girlfriend always gets excited for a columbus crabcake quickly followed by the cleveland steamer.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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