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cockwaffle 

a jackass , dumb person who has the looks of cock and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. How to tell if your a cockwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.
Mr.E you are such a COCKWAFFLE .
cockwaffle by RedddlyGREYyyyy February 19, 2011

cobwaffler

A person who regularly receives ejaculated semen directly on the face. Can be used as an insult and/or a term of endearment.
A cobwaffler rarely needs to moisturize.
cobwaffler by Lovahhh July 15, 2003

cobwaffling 

A slight variation on the classic 69, where one partner is performing a blowjob, while the other performs a handjob. Usually refers to two males in which both participants receive the ejaculation on the face, however the term itself is not gender-specific.

A "cobwaffler" is someone who willingly takes a secretion in the face.

Also referred to as:
cob-wafflin'
cob-waffling
cobwaffle
Bob and Jo had a messy fun, yet difficult time, cobwaffling in the back seat of Bob's Mustang.
cobwaffling by Paris July 8, 2003

Cockwaffle 

(1) idiot
(2)a person who is bad at making waffles
Amy ur such a cockwaffle!

Oh yeah, homodumshit?

IM GOING FOR A BATH WITH MY ZEBRA AND MY ERECT NIP NIPS

WOW!
Cockwaffle by PhillyDog June 1, 2015

confaffled 

A combination of the words "confused" and "baffled" to show extreme confusion or puzzlement, much like confuzzled
Eesh, that lesson left me so confaffled! >_<
confaffled by FG862K February 23, 2004

cockwaffle 

Synonymous with asshole, perhaps a bit more derogatory.
Those elitist cockwaffles won't let anybody who doesn't make 6 figures a year join their gym.
cockwaffle by *Patches* September 26, 2005
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