coxism

A philosophy, saying, phrase, or policy of life of the ever so popular scrubs character perry cox.

"people are bastards, bastard coated bastards with bastard filling", is possibly one of the greatest coxisms ever.

by the real marz August 7, 2007

Coxish

to have an excessive and long rant when it comes to insulting, mocking, or gesturing a person's situation when they ask for there help or have an opinion no one asked for. comes from the character of Dr. Perry Cox from the show scrubs.

joe was being coxish when i asked him to help me with my toy airplane, he said "i rather fly to the airport,get on an actual airplane, jump out midflight, and enjoy the great taste of soil as i slam deep into the gravel than to help you with your own useless airplane"

by vicente carvajal April 12, 2008

Cowism

A religion that is a parody of religion. This "religion" or "cult" obeys the prophet Bob Cretcham, who discovered the existence of the Holy Cows and the Flying Cows. The Holy Cows are the creators of Earth and protect all cows. Flying cows are what believers are reincarnated to after death in Cow Heaven. Believers are expected to follow nine commandments, which include saying a prayer every two seconds and sacrificing a gift for the Holy Cow. There was a video published on youtube based on Cowism, called 'COWISM-AMAZING NEW CULT! SOLVES EVERYTHING!'.

"Hey, what's your religion?"
"I believe in Cowism."
"LOL!"

by flying4cows16 April 25, 2015

covismart

To adhere to public health regulations and social distancing in order to curb the spread of covid-19 virus.

Related to Covid-19 virus 2020

In this covid-19 times, we all need to be covismart by maintaining a good hygiene and observing social distancing.

by Omnizzy March 21, 2020

Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop

To have an extostential ammount of either, Ethnicities, Races, Species, a large ammount of asian fear of shit cumming (yes, cumming) out of your gludius maximus. (also known as your ass)

Holy shit! Zach been going Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop on us!

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

Conism

Playing nicely while harboring selfish intent ~ like selling an ice cream cone.
The ice cream exploits the natural desires of the consumer, but it does it in a way that leaves both parties pleased. The money is freely given, the service is provided in a friendly manner, and the seller makes a profit. The seller chose the ice cream shop knowing that ice cream is not healthy, yet widely desired and socially valued. * Not to beconfused with Connism ~ when a vindictive pleasure lurks in the sellers subconscious mind and hides itself from view.

“There’s nothing wrong with a little CONISM, we all gotta make a living.”

by The Wordshipper May 18, 2018

cozism

To say something that doesn't make a lot of sense or to mix and match phrases or sayings.

I think we underballed that engagement.

Underballed? Wow, that is such a cozism.

by CF2828 September 8, 2021