Cowism

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A religion that is a parody of religion. This "religion" or "cult" obeys the prophet Bob Cretcham, who discovered the existence of the Holy Cows and the Flying Cows. The Holy Cows are the creators of Earth and protect all cows. Flying cows are what believers are reincarnated to after death in Cow Heaven. Believers are expected to follow nine commandments, which include saying a prayer every two seconds and sacrificing a gift for the Holy Cow. There was a video published on youtube based on Cowism, called 'COWISM-AMAZING NEW CULT! SOLVES EVERYTHING!'.

"Hey, what's your religion?"
"I believe in Cowism."
"LOL!"

Cowism by flying4cows16 April 25, 2015

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Cowism

The worshipping of Cow God Barry and cows.

"I'm part of Cowism!"

Cowism by Cow God Barry October 31, 2023

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Cowism • Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop • Cowist • Cowis • cowsmop • Conism • Copism • Corisma • covismart • cowish

Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop

To have an extostential ammount of either, Ethnicities, Races, Species, a large ammount of asian fear of shit cumming (yes, cumming) out of your gludius maximus. (also known as your ass)

Holy shit! Zach been going Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop on us!

Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

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coxism

A philosophy, saying, phrase, or policy of life of the ever so popular scrubs character perry cox.

"people are bastards, bastard coated bastards with bastard filling", is possibly one of the greatest coxisms ever.

coxism by the real marz August 7, 2007

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Cowist

racism against cows, especially heffas.

Jemal: Dayum did u see that heffa yesterday? damn she is ugly, that bitch is sour just like her milk.

Ronaldo: Don't be so cowist, they might hear you, we must fear the heffas, FEAR THEM.

Cowist by SB x2 April 18, 2009

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cowish

Being a cow, that will eat grass, then sleep, then sleep in class, then eat again. EG. ETHANBB

That Ethan guy, he's so cowish, its irresistible

cowish by ErnestChan May 6, 2017

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Cowsmop

An absolutely horrible person, often found playing Battlefield. The only good part of him is that he is pro at PC, but he is also racist, evil, and abuses animals. You should avoid this man at all costs, he can be characterized from a distance as he has not yet entered puberty.

Guy 1: He's so horrible!
Guy 2: I know, he's a Cowsmop

Cowsmop by Keyguyperson November 26, 2013

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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