Cowism 

A religion that is a parody of religion. This "religion" or "cult" obeys the prophet Bob Cretcham, who discovered the existence of the Holy Cows and the Flying Cows. The Holy Cows are the creators of Earth and protect all cows. Flying cows are what believers are reincarnated to after death in Cow Heaven. Believers are expected to follow nine commandments, which include saying a prayer every two seconds and sacrificing a gift for the Holy Cow. There was a video published on youtube based on Cowism, called 'COWISM-AMAZING NEW CULT! SOLVES EVERYTHING!'.

"Hey, what's your religion?"
"I believe in Cowism."
"LOL!"

Cowism by flying4cows16 April 25, 2015

Cowism 

The worshipping of Cow God Barry and cows.

"I'm part of Cowism!"

Cowism by Cow God Barry October 31, 2023

Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop 

To have an extostential ammount of either, Ethnicities, Races, Species, a large ammount of asian fear of shit cumming (yes, cumming) out of your gludius maximus. (also known as your ass)

Holy shit! Zach been going Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop on us!

Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism Asian Phobia Of Poop by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

coxism 

A philosophy, saying, phrase, or policy of life of the ever so popular scrubs character perry cox.

"people are bastards, bastard coated bastards with bastard filling", is possibly one of the greatest coxisms ever.

coxism by the real marz August 7, 2007

Cowist

racism against cows, especially heffas.

Jemal: Dayum did u see that heffa yesterday? damn she is ugly, that bitch is sour just like her milk.

Ronaldo: Don't be so cowist, they might hear you, we must fear the heffas, FEAR THEM.

Cowist by SB x2 April 18, 2009

cowish 

Being a cow, that will eat grass, then sleep, then sleep in class, then eat again. EG. ETHANBB

That Ethan guy, he's so cowish, its irresistible

cowish by ErnestChan May 6, 2017

Cowsmop 

An absolutely horrible person, often found playing Battlefield. The only good part of him is that he is pro at PC, but he is also racist, evil, and abuses animals. You should avoid this man at all costs, he can be characterized from a distance as he has not yet entered puberty.

Guy 1: He's so horrible!
Guy 2: I know, he's a Cowsmop

Cowsmop by Keyguyperson November 26, 2013