A religion that is a parody of religion. This "religion" or "cult" obeys the prophet Bob Cretcham, who discovered the existence of the Holy Cows and the Flying Cows. The Holy Cows are the creators of Earth and protect all cows. Flying cows are what believers are reincarnated to after death in Cow Heaven. Believers are expected to follow nine commandments, which include saying a prayer every two seconds and sacrificing a gift for the Holy Cow. There was a video published on youtube based on Cowism, called 'COWISM-AMAZING NEW CULT! SOLVES EVERYTHING!'.
To have an extostential ammount of either, Ethnicities, Races, Species, a large ammount of asian fear of shit cumming (yes, cumming) out of your gludius maximus. (also known as your ass)
Playing nicely while harboring selfish intent ~ like selling an ice cream cone.
The ice cream exploits the natural desires of the consumer, but it does it in a way that leaves both parties pleased. The money is freely given, the service is provided in a friendly manner, and the seller makes a profit. The seller chose the ice cream shop knowing that ice cream is not healthy, yet widely desired and socially valued. * Not to beconfused with Connism ~ when a vindictive pleasure lurks in the sellers subconscious mind and hides itself from view.