A religion that is a parody of religion. This "religion" or "cult" obeys the prophet Bob Cretcham, who discovered the existence of the Holy Cows and the Flying Cows. The Holy Cows are the creators of Earth and protect all cows. Flying cows are what believers are reincarnated to after death in Cow Heaven. Believers are expected to follow nine commandments, which include saying a prayer every two seconds and sacrificing a gift for the Holy Cow. There was a video published on youtube based on Cowism, called 'COWISM-AMAZING NEW CULT! SOLVES EVERYTHING!'.
To have an extostential ammount of either, Ethnicities, Races, Species, a large ammount of asian fear of shit cumming (yes, cumming) out of your gludius maximus. (also known as your ass)
Holy shit! Zach been going Zarcho Phrabic Cowism Mcrapism Alienism Judism AsianPhobia Of Poop on us!
Playing nicely while harboring selfish intent ~ like selling an ice creamcone.
The ice cream exploits the natural desires of the consumer, but it does it in a way that leaves both parties pleased. The money is freely given, the service is provided in a friendly manner, and the seller makes a profit. The seller chose the ice cream shop knowing that ice cream is not healthy, yet widely desired and socially valued. * Not to beconfused with Connism ~ when a vindictive pleasure lurks in the sellers subconscious mind and hides itself from view.
“There’s nothing wrong with a little CONISM, we all gotta make a living.”
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*