cowtoo

someone of an impressively large stature/weight. typically used to describe an obese person.

I just ate a pint of ice cream, I feel like a cowtoo.

by elliedeelights April 1, 2025

Cowmooflage

Clothes that make you look fattier than you are. Can be done by accident or on purpose.

Not wanting to sleep with Richard, and knowing that he disliked fat chicks, Janet donned her cowmooflage.

by Kate Charlton September 26, 2008

Contoods

A word made up by Carly on ICarly. Using context from Sam we can assume this word means goodbye or goodnight.

Carly: And for now we will pretend Contoods is a word, goodnight.
Sam: Contoods!
Carly: Goodbye!

by StopPlease x2 February 17, 2019

cowpool

A group of people purchase a beef animal in league, have it killed and butchered, then divided among the group.

My folks, Dave, and I decided to cowpool a side of beef from Sylvia, but my boss didn't want the 20 pounds of steaming liver!

by scritch September 9, 2009

Cowtown

Cowtown was a nickname given to Calgary, Alberta because it is one of Canada's largest beef-cattle producers. It's also a city full of good ol' fashioned cowboys.

Torontonian 1: "Man, I'd love to go to Calgary this summer for The Stampede"

Torontonian 2: "Ugh. You want to go to Cowtown?"

Torontonian 1: "Ya man, I want to wrangle me a Cowboy"

by mdanie2 January 9, 2010

Cowtown Corn Chowder

Usually the result of an evening of hard drinking followed by some late-night din-din. Followed by a violent comeback of the aforementioned din-din. In July this is also known as Stampede Stew.

Cowboy #1: Howdy pardner! Hey, did you go out to the honkytonk again last night without telling me?
Cowboy #2: Why would you say that?
Cowboy #1: Well, how would you explain the Cowtown Corn Chowder in the outhouse this morning?

by drdutch June 12, 2007

cowtown

Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

Cowtown is a town that has farms in/nearby it. With cows on them.

by Gooka March 21, 2005