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someone of an impressively large stature/weight. typically used to describe an obese person.
I just ate a pint of ice cream, I feel like a cowtoo.
cowtoo by elliedeelights April 1, 2025
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Cowmooflage

Clothes that make you look fattier than you are. Can be done by accident or on purpose.
Not wanting to sleep with Richard, and knowing that he disliked fat chicks, Janet donned her cowmooflage.
Cowmooflage by Kate Charlton September 26, 2008
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Contoods 

A word made up by Carly on ICarly. Using context from Sam we can assume this word means goodbye or goodnight.
Carly: And for now we will pretend Contoods is a word, goodnight.
Sam: Contoods!
Carly: Goodbye!
Contoods by StopPlease x2 February 17, 2019
A group of people purchase a beef animal in league, have it killed and butchered, then divided among the group.
My folks, Dave, and I decided to cowpool a side of beef from Sylvia, but my boss didn't want the 20 pounds of steaming liver!
cowpool by scritch September 9, 2009
Cowtown was a nickname given to Calgary, Alberta because it is one of Canada's largest beef-cattle producers. It's also a city full of good ol' fashioned cowboys.
Torontonian 1: "Man, I'd love to go to Calgary this summer for The Stampede"

Torontonian 2: "Ugh. You want to go to Cowtown?"

Torontonian 1: "Ya man, I want to wrangle me a Cowboy"
Cowtown by mdanie2 January 9, 2010

Cowtown Corn Chowder

Usually the result of an evening of hard drinking followed by some late-night din-din. Followed by a violent comeback of the aforementioned din-din. In July this is also known as Stampede Stew.
Cowboy #1: Howdy pardner! Hey, did you go out to the honkytonk again last night without telling me?
Cowboy #2: Why would you say that?
Cowboy #1: Well, how would you explain the Cowtown Corn Chowder in the outhouse this morning?
Cowtown Corn Chowder by drdutch June 12, 2007
Cowtown is a town that has farms in/nearby it. With cows on them.
cowtown by Gooka March 21, 2005
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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