cow tapping 

The act of having intercourse with woman who weighs more than 300 lbs. Commonly cow tapper's travel from bar to bar, and pray on unsuspecting drunken fat hoes. It is generally frowned upon in today society, but as the saying goes, "fat bitches need lovin too"

John went to the bar and found plenty of livestock for his cow tapping to begin.

cow tapping by F L November 3, 2006

Cow topping 

The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.

When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.

Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.

Cow topping by Fishyrich June 2, 2019

cow tipping

The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.

Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.

Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.

Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!

Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.

cow tipping by Fishyrich April 27, 2019

Cow tipping

The act of leaving a nice tip for a cow for their great service

John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!

Cow tipping by Roller Skate Mouse October 16, 2022

College Cow Tipping 

When one enters the dorm room of a sleeping fat girl and pushes her out of bed. Often the result of drinking or extreme boredom.

The pledges were told to go college cow tipping, so they pushed a sleeping fat girl out of her bed.

College Cow Tipping by IrshBstrd January 25, 2010

cow tipping

Mythical rural activity in which the perpetrators sneak up on a sleeping, standing cow in the dead of night and push it over sideways. Tends not to work for several reasons:

1. Cows don't sleep standing up (unlike horses, which do), nor do they zone out while standing up unless they're seriously ill.
2. Cows are quite heavy.
3. Dairy farmers hate this sort of shit and will probably bring it all over your dumb ass if they spot you trying.

Mostly it's a ploy to get foolish drunk people out in pastures in the middle of the night. People who've watched Heathers a few too many times might actually try it on their own.

Yee-haw! We gonna' treat you right, city slickers, with some good ol' fashioned cow-tippin' tonight! Finish yer beers and let's go git 'em!

cow tipping by Flick April 1, 2004

cow tipping

The theorectical act of pushing a cow over in the middle of the night while it is sleeping. This is of course impossible since cows sleep lying down.

Tipping a cow over, though, is possible if you have a few other people with you. Too bad that you could accidentally kill the poor cow if you actually succeed

Bob went cow tipping one night and now he's in jail for animal abuse and property damage

cow tipping by Atanas October 26, 2006