Columpatate means when two fat cells come together to make one big baby fat cell. The more your fat cells columpatate the fatter you get. BEWARE: If you columpatate too much in your lifetime you will implode in a fiery ball of exploding fat cells. So I strongly suggest to take long walks on the beach before consuming any edible substance.

One day my mother told me "Dont eat too much or you'll columpatate!"

columpatate by Fluffy toosh June 16, 2017

Related Words

covump • Covumped • columpatate • columpeter • Columpscious • Columption • coumpro • covimprovement • Co-Dumper

covimprovement

Something that had to be done differently due to virus restrictions that turned out to be better than the planned pre-virus restriction version of the experience.

Online group discussions are a covimprovement over in-person ones because I don't have to leave my house.

covimprovement by Veracity Legbeard November 18, 2020

Covumped

where you get dumped by your partner, friend or family because they think you are dumb to follow warnings regarding public health or safety. But actually, they are dumb to ignore the warnings regarding public health or safety. You are fine, keep it up.

Julia covumped me minutes after I showed up at her door wearing my N95 respirator mask (note: I only have one, I am not hoarding) during COVID-19. I'm gutted but what a dumb bitch!

Covumped by endofdarkne$$ March 26, 2020

columpeter

When you laugh so hard you can't laugh anymore and you shart.

Oh, my gosh. I just laughed so hard I sharted!

Oh you are such a columpeter

columpeter by doughboy178 November 22, 2010

Columpscious

Large and succulent; think colossal and scrumptious.

"Damn girl, dat booty is columpscious!"

Columpscious by WallyG9 February 17, 2017

Columption

Big humongo black balls from a dude named Ethan.F

Wow he defo got Columption down there

Columption by ShiiiiiTyrone June 27, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026